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"Hi, Stephan, I am sure you are wondering why I am speaking inside you head at a time like this. I will keep this short, you can hear me but I cannot hear you. Think of it as an "email" of some sort you humans partake in! Anyways, These two cuties don't understand you, isn't that so sad! But don't worry, there is a way to remedy this. Simply swap spit with either of the goblins and you'll be able to speak the language. The more spit you swap, the more of the language you will be able to speak." You don't really have the time to question any of this inside your head, and given how horny you already were, you don't need much more than a simple push to suck tongue.

You pull the shorter goblin closer to you, somewhat shocking him with your quick and erratic behavior. He somewhat fights your advances, but once he feels your lips on his, and soon your tongue in his mouth, he mellows out and starts to tongue wrestle you back, his larger tongue having the upper hand.

Needless to say, you are super turned on right now. Your body feels as if it is on fire, driving you to gulp down all the spit you can take from your sucking of his tongue. At this point, the goblin has got himself on his tip-toes, and you have allowed yourself to shift to your knees to better facilitate the ravenous taste bud touching the two of you have going on. Soon, the kissing is so intense that you find your teeth up against his, and the every inch of your mouth being dominated by the goblin's exploratory muscle.

After about five minutes of this, you pull back, hoping the large amount of DNA swapping is satisfactory in your quest to learn their language. Though, if it isn't you wouldn't be too upset. Staring at the shorter man, the goblin has a smug look of satisfaction on his face, obviously lording over his friend, who was left behind your reverie for the entire duration.

Once again, you try to speak to the creature, but through social cues, you understand that he cannot understand. What does surprise you, is when the two goblins start to communicate, you understand bits and pieces of what they are saying, able to grasp the basic concept they are discussing, that which being how the shorter one just got to tongue wrestle with a random handsome human within second of meeting for the first time, and how the taller of the two should sit back and watch the master at work.

Something else of note is the giant tents in their loincloths, both obviously turned on by what just happened.

Although you gained a little understanding of their language, it isn't enough for you to communicate, and you ponder if you need a larger sample size... for instance, if you made out with the flakier goblin, would that suffice? Gerthum was a little vague, after all. Or, maybe that 5 minute session just wasn't enough, maybe you should try to milk him of another fluid? Your prick jumps at the idea.