News from Helgen

She seems even more upset than usual, but at least now that irritation doesn't seem directed at you. Ushering you forward, she leads you through the grand hall to the Jarl's throne. He's arguing with his steward, but their attention turns to you as you approach. The Jarl is a true nord from his appearance, tall and muscled with long fair blond hair and beard. His hair isn't the only long thing about him, as you can see his hefty sausage hanging out of the bottom of his skirt as he lounged on his throne. The housecarl, Irileth introduces you, stating you have news from Helgen, pushing you forward to speak to him.

Balgruuf perks up at this, sitting up a bit straighter. You quickly relay what you know, deciding to leave out the parts about you being a prisoner and otherwise unflattering things. By the end, everyone seems worried. The dragons returned? In the middle of civil war? Could the end times really be upon us? Balgruuf leads you to his court wizard, Farengar, who believes he may know a way to learn more about this dragon threat. You are instructed to go to Bleak Falls Barrow over Riverwood, and find a dragonstone tablet within its main chamber. If you do, the Jarl assures you that you will be suitably rewarded. The Jarl leaves with the dark elf woman at his side. You can't help but to sneak a look at her ass as she strides off. Farengar notices, chuckling to himself.

"Good luck with that, stranger."