New Arrangements

After finding out their names, I went to work: "Phoebe, you will move in with Rachel and Monica, and Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe, you'll all sleep in the same bedroom in the same bed. I'll get the other bedroom as you want me to be your roommate. You will also not charge me rent, and crave having sex with me, and you must obey me."

"Ross, you want to treat Rachel like your obedient whore. You love dominating and degrading her, and it's OK for me, Joey, or Chandler to fuck her with your permission."

"Rachel, you crave being Ross's obedient whore, and you'll obey him."

"Ross, Joey, Chandler, you think I'm a great guy and have no problem with me fucking your female friends as you think they are sluts. You want to fuck all three."