Naked-Elf-Chick Bowling

"The game is called naked-elf-chick bowling," you say. "It's pretty much what it sounds like: We try to knock down pins by sliding soaped-up naked elf girls at them. Observe..."

You extract Aetta out from under Daisy. It's a challenging prospect, with the two of them being unnaturally slippery. Fortunately, your shower gel doesn't adhere to a girl's hair as readily as it does to her skin, so you get a grip on them by taking a handful of their tresses. Once you have them separated, you pull Aetta back and send her sliding headlong at a set of bowling pins.

The crowd cheers and laughs to see the naked forest elf slide through all ten pins and crash in a jiggling heap up against the far wall. She draws her legs up and does her best to conceal her body, her face going as red as its ever gone. She simply cannot believe that she was just used as a bowling ball.

"So, grab a girl and let the tournament begin!" you declare. "All of your elf-girl classmates are either naked or soon will be, so go find your favorite and toss her at the nearest set of pins. We've got a really cool award in mind for the winner."

You go and retrieve Aetta, taking her by the hair and walking her over to Samantha. As the elf tries to struggle against you without taking her hands off of her breasts, you pass her off to the naked human girl.

"You look beautiful today, Samantha," you say. "Doesn't she look beautiful, Aetta?"

Aetta responds with a generic angry scream. You swat her in the butt.

"Samantha's going to be bowling with you today," you say, "so be sure to tell her how beautiful she is before every throw. Otherwise, the next game we let her play with you might be paddle-ball."