Mystique gets beaned!

Staring up at the horde of giant monsters standing behind the big blue kaiju woman leading them, Xavier was in shock. How did she break free? How did she manage to make more of herself? And WHY did they all think like her?! Bringing his hands to his mind, Xavier peered into each and every one of the giant zilla creatures, only to find Mystique’s smiling face leering back at him from within each one.

“Oooh, someone’s trying to peep inside.” Purred the red version of Mystique, waging her clawed finger at Charles like she was scolding a child. “Naughty, naughty…”

“Oh, that won’t do at ALL!” Chuckled the one Mystique copy with blond hair, her arms crossed under her chest and tapping at her chin, swiveling her hip in a pose he had seen her do so many times before. “He didn’t ask for permission, did he?”

The green one licked at her fanged lips and smiled back at Xavier trying to read all their minds, chuckling to herself before nodding to the others. “I say we gobble him up! He’ll probably make good brain candy.” Her quip had the entire horde chuckling and laughing, eyeing the telepath who looked up with surprise.

Narrowing his eyes, Charles attempted to put them all to sleep like he did with Mystique the last time, but every attempt he made only resulted in nothing. Stepping forward with a clawed foot, so heavy it made foot deep footprints in the grass and dirt, Mystique gave Xavier a knowing look. Tapping at her forehead with a smirk and a wink. “Trying to get inside my head like last time Charlie? That won’t work THIS time.” With her hands at her wide hips, she looked over her shoulder to her red compatriot and gave her a nod, one reciprocated when the red one snapped her fingers and a spark of magical energy bloomed between her clawed fingers.

“I’ve made some friends since my time in prison, some of the Avenger ladies wanted to take a dive into my head to see what made me tick.”

“Yeah… Now we’re all set to what she’s ticking to.” Chuckled the Blond.

“We ALL are.” The zillas said in unison.

Blinking back in shock, Charles called for his faculty to prepare for a fight. In mere minutes, the X-Men had finally gathered in the rear courtyard prepared for a fight and ready for anything, only to pause in hesitation to the sight of a horde of massive creatures looming over them, eyeing them up as if they were a freshly prepared meal. Hesitantly taking a step back, the lot of them did not know how to strike.

“Come on guys, its just like sentinel training in the danger room!” Called out Cyclops, hoping to get his team’s spirits up.

“I don’t know, those Sentinels didn’t have tits. Last time I checked they didn’t anyway…”

“That one’s eyeing me.” Grimaced Ice Man, pointing to the tall green leering down at him. Taking a step to the left, and then to the right, he did not like how she kept her attention on him and ONLY him. The thought that he was being singled out made the cold mutant shiver.

“ATTACK MY X-MEN! BRING DOWN THESE MONSTERS!” Called out Charles, sending his team against the giants invading his school. Optic beams, lightning, fire, and ice blasted out into a warzone against Mystique-zilla and her band of monsters. The ground erupting into a warzone that tore up the lawn and brought trees down from the blasts and impacts. Storm and Rogue had their hands full fending off the blond one up in the air, finding much to their surprise their opponent could actually fly! Meanwhile Iceman was running for his life after the green one and her minions gobbled up a couple of his classmates and was chasing him down, swiping against his back with her claws and making him yelp each time she came just a little too close. Wolverine had managed to climb his way up the red one and began taking swipes at her tough backside.

“OW! Why you little…” Only to be plucked by the leg and dangled in front of her sneering fangs before being tossed into her mouth and swallowed whole.

In the middle of all this pandemonium, Mystique laughed as the X-Men were being picked off and defeated, leaving her to focus on the one man she wanted the most. Snatching him up from his wheelchair, she chuckled at her prize, dangling Charles Xavier by the back of his coat while still trying to use his telepathy to stop her. “D’awwww, poor little Charlie getting a headache?” She smiled like a shark, licking her fanged lips at her prize as she leered at him dangling in front of her face at eye level concentrating with all his might. “Well don’t worry, soon you and the others will have a new place to call home, then you won’t have to worry about headaches! Who knows?... Maybe I’ll let some of them live to join my little band of A-**** Predators… If they don’t look tasty anyway.” Lifting him over her head, she opened her mouth wide, giving the man a view of her toothy maw and down her gullet. “Down the HATCH…” Seeing the man squirm and panic, she was about to let him drop, but then paused when she noticed something up in the sky. Lowering Xavier away from her mouth, she tried to make out what the black, shiny object was.

“The hell is…”

Falling like a ton of bricks, the Black Bird dropped from the sky and crashed right on top of Mystique’s head. The **** of the fall so great, the vessel folded in half after hitting her brow and both halves slowly fell apart and tumble to the ground. The impact could be heard by everyone present, stopping the rampage instantly as the massive zillas immediately stopped what they were doing and clutched at their heads as if in pain. Still dangling between Mystique’s clawed fingers, Charlies and Mystique traded looks until the kaiju woman gave him a dopey smile, rolled her eyes back and collapsed onto her back, completely knocked out.

“Ugh… my aching HEAD!” Groaned the tall green kaiju Mystique as she stumbled on her feet and looked around, rubbing her head in confusion. “Hey… This isn’t the truck stop, and why are you all so puny?” She asked, looking down all the tiny people looking up at her in fear. In her other hand she found iceman in his frozen state shivering in her grip and looking up at her like a terrified mouse.

“Please don’t eat me! I taste terrible frozen…”

“Eat you?! Why would I…” Blinking and looking down at her massive reptilian body, She-Hulk gave herself a look over and patted her paunch, sticking out under her van sized breasts. Looking up she found the dozen or so other zillas standing around confused, the malice all gone from their actions and now just idly stood around looking to her and the other bigger kaiju for instructions. Very quickly the memories rushed back to her, and Jen’s cheeks bulged before she swallowed back down again. “Oh, good lord, please tell me I didn’t…”

“BLLAAAAAAARGH!!!!” Falling to her knees, Scarlet With threw up hard on the ground, punching her stomach to expel her recent ‘meal’ who flailed to a stop on the burning grass to stagger to his feet, dripping in stomach acids and looking like a drowned cat. “Sorry, sorry, sorry sorry... You okay?” She whimpered, gently patting Wolverine on the head with two of her fingers and blowing gently over his hair to help dry him off.

Carol floated down to the ground with Rogue and Storm in either hand, looking around the devastation and her friends shooing their kids away from the tiny students whenever one looked like they were going to snatch one up. Looking down to the two women in her clawed hands, Carol gave a toothy grin that was not very convincing. “Sorry I tried to eat both of you… Won’t happen again. Promise.”

Lying on the ground and looking around to his X-Men and the confused and wandering kaiju, Xavier looked up to find Nightcrawler teleport next to him with Kitty in his arms. The two looking around to the devastation and group of giant monsters with surprise and down at the prone professor, unable to move in his position.

“Sorry professor, the Blackbird ran out of fuel and I couldn’t land… Did I do good?”

“GOOD?!...” Blinking up at the blue imp looking down at him, Charles began to laugh hysterically, clasping a hand to his face to hold back his laughter and leave the two looking down at the man with worry and to each other in confusion. “Good? Kurt, congratulations, you’ve been promoted to being my personal errant boy.”

Leaning close for only Kitty to hear, Kurt whispered. “Is that good?” Which only prompted a shrug from the young woman.