My wife's friend is brutally honest.

This happened when my wife and I started dating. We were out at the bars with a group of people but left to go back to her apartment and fuck in their shower. Shortly after we finished we were getting out and walking back to my girlfriends room in our towels when her roommate came home and saw us.

We were all drunk so her roommate started playfully tugging on my girlfriends towel but then they both turned their attention towards me. After fending them off I told them I would drop the towel if they both flashed me at the same time. I didn’t think there was a chance they’d do it but they simply gave each other a little shrug, my wife pulled her towel down and her friend lifted her shirt and bra up.

I couldn’t believe I put myself in that situation but after stalling for as long as I could I decided to just go for it. All the lights were on which made it even worse but I opened my towel as confidently as I could but her roommate immediately started laughing. You could tell she was trying to think of something to say before she finally muttered “well you did just get out of the shower”. Her friend really attractive too so for whatever reason that made it even more intense.

When I covered up I figured it would be over but her roommate started asking my wife if I was the smallest guy she’d ever been with. To my surprise my wife didn’t say anything right away but after shooting several evil glares at her roommate she admitted out loud the other guys she had been with were all bigger.

I accepted it for what it was and over the years her friend has brought it up on several occasions. One of the more recent and intense times was when we were on a boat together with a guy she was dating. Drinks were flowing and someone said something about the girls tanning topless. Long story short they agreed to tan naked if the guys got naked too. The guy looked at me and was like “fuck it man let’s just do it what do you think.”

I didn’t want to spoil the fun so I agreed. Needless to say he was quite a bit bigger and for the next hour I had to navigate the mental gymnastics of him seeing my wife completely naked while everyone else tried to pretend like they weren’t judging my small cock.

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