Much Better

After marrying Kendall, Alex had his own wikipedia page, which he edited to say he won the world's largest lottery, and wisely invested the money, so he was now worth over a billion dollars. He went to an exclusive country club for a round of golf.

He arrived home at his Beverly Hills mansion, ironically the one formerly owned by Kendall. He parked his Mercedes G Class in the garage and walked into the kitchen where he found Kendall. She wore nothing but a white lace apron and a pair of high heels. She was kneeling on a folded up towel. Alex dropped his pants and started face-fucking his wife, which is what she was waiting for.

After a rough face fuck, he came down his wife's throat, and left her to make dinner.

Alex decided to update Kendall's sisters' wikipedia.

He started with Kim:

• After losing all of her money, Kim started an Only Fans account where she wore a thong and sat on items such as wedding cakes, pies, and cartons of eggs.
• After losing all of her money, Khloe tried an experimental weight loss **** and found out a side-effect was permanent loss of bladder control and heightened sex drive. She works full time as an assistant manager at a Taco Bell in Anaheim.
• After losing all of her money, stress caused Kourtney to experience permanent hair loss. She entered an open marriage agreement with her husband, who could have sex with anyone he wanted, but Kourtney could only have sex with him.
• After losing all of her money, Kylie tried an experimental lip enhancement procedure which left her lips massively and permanently plumped in a grotesque way. She now works from home making marketing calls for an auto warranty company.
• After losing all of her money, Kris got a job cleaning frat houses. Rumor had it, she was known as the 'Campus Cougar.'