Move over Zeus and Poseidon, there is a New Fuck Boy in Town

“If gold is not enough … tell me what is your price for helping Atlantis?” High Singer Taylor Swift asked through her water puppet.

Before anyone could reply, the water elemental shifted into the shape of a woman with a clear baby bump. Luke’s 6-month child had clearly affected Taylor’s figure and now was evident through her water avatar. Luke was about to ask about their child when Samantha’s golden chains reformed around Taylor’s elemental puppet.

“If we kill the Lich, would you part with the Trident?” Police Chief Charlotte Bridges asked.

“The Trident is a symbol of Siren Sovereignty. It can’t be given away,” Taylor said as her elemental bubbled.

No one spoke for a long moment after that. But just as Rebecca stepped forward Luke yelled.

“I want all Sirens to stop using their ‘Siren Aura’ / Singing on unwilling victims. If we help you, Sirens will stop ****, stealing, cursing, and killing/eating people,” Luke shouted stepping up to the pool’s edge.

“That’s outrageous. We, Siren, have always sung to find mates. And we don’t eat people … that’s a myth,” Taylor said angrily.

As Luke proclaimed his interests, all his ‘Soul-Linked’ women (i.e. Luke’s sexual partners after becoming a Jinn Binder) in earshot subconsciously wanted the same thing he did. Keyleth as the coven’s expert on Siren’s spoke up.

“We respect your people’s mating customs. But won’t you agree that your Kingdom would have better foreign relations if it stopped “using” foreign males? What can we do to make Luke’s suggestion a possibility? ” Keyleth asked calmly.

The Siren Queen went silent for a long moment.

“The only way I can restrict Atlantis Sirens from “singing” for their men is to offer an alternative. I know an old way … where a single designated male … could be that mating alternative,” Taylor said through her avatar.

“You don’t mean,” Shannon asked looking at Luke.

“Precisely, if your coven agrees to:

1. Kill the Lich, Dr. Blood,
2. Destroy his undead army,
3. And! … Regularly mate with all my citizens,

I will outlaw Atlanteans from hunting men. Sound fair?” Taylor said as her water avatar crossed its arms.

“What is our timetable for destroying the Lich? And will you be providing assistance?” Charlotte asked stepping up to the pool’s edge.

“Yes, we can provide support, but our resources are running dry. My people have been under siege for weeks, my generals …” Taylor said hesitating.

“My generals claim we can only last another week before the undead break into Atlantis proper,” Taylor said with a sigh.

The courtyard when silent at the grim news.

“Wait a minute, we skipped the important part. How do you expect Luke to satisfy a nation of baby-hungry sirens? That’s insane,” Shannon said poking Luke in the side.

“Don’t worry. Luke and I will use the ‘Seeding Ritual’,” Taylor said with a scoff.

At that Sabrina caught on a cupcake she was secretly eating. She looked to Samantha and Keyleth, they both looked equally shocked.

“You know how to cast the ‘Seeding Ritual’? Only Demi-God Zeus knows that spell,” Samantha asked still holding the golden chains.

“Yes, I know it. And No, Zeus isn’t the only known caster of the ‘Seeding Ritual’. While Zeus is on record using the ‘Seeding Ritual’ multiple times on Themyscira. Poseidon cast the ‘Seeding Ritual’ to rebuild Atlantis’s population after the Elemental War,” Taylor Swift said proudly.

“Wait! Hold up! The Demi-gods Poseidon and Zeus both created harem islands of women?” Ruby asked confused.

“No! We are not Poseidon’s mates. Our founder, Demi-God Poseidon retired to the Elemental Plane of Water after the refounding of Atlantis,” Taylor said irritated.

“But those Amazon bitches would classify as Zeus’s harem. Those war-crazed women fight and die all the time. It’s rumored that Zeus has had to cast the ‘Seeding Ritual’ a dozen times to keep their population up,” Taylor said with a laugh.

The Life-Binders didn’t reply. The young members were shocked by the news of Demi-Gods. While the senior members were shocked at the casual mention of the legendary ‘Seeding Ritual’. The Arch Life-Witch Samantha, Keyleth, and Sabrina were all wide-eyed at the implications.

“Well Fuck Me!” Samantha said dropping her spell.

Taylor’s avatar bubbled as the golden chains dissolved into nothing. The water puppet looked around in surprise, now free to attack.

“High Singer Taylor Swift, Siren Queen of Atlantis. If you swear that you know how to cast the ‘Seeding Ritual’, then I … Samantha Stephens the Arch Witch of Connecticut, Senior member of the Life-Binders Coven believe we can defeat Dr. Blood and his army of undead beasts,” Samantha shouted.

“I swear,” Taylor’s avatar said crossing her heart.

“Do we have a deal? …” the water avatar asked extending a giant watery hand to Samantha.

Samantha caught Luke’s eyes.

Luke was confused by Samantha’s sudden confident proclamation. But he trusted in her judgment and in her loyalty to him.

Luke nodded.

“Deal!” Samantha said shaking hands with Taylor.