Mother notices something

Lauren headed out into the parking lot, laughter ringing out behind her. Once more they'd all seen her fat cheeks as she'd left. God dammit, her ass just kept bursting out into view!

Lauren saw her mother waiting in the car. Lauren awkwardly approaching, splaying her hands over her crack and careful not to face away.

"What are you doing?" Her astute mother asked as she approached. "What's wrong with your pants?"

"Nothing!" Lauren said nervously.

"Lauren, turn around and show me, or I'm leaving you you here.

Lauren sighed, and then reluctantly spun around and exposed the split in her pants, pitifully covering it with her hands.

"You split your pants again!" Her mother exclaimed. "I can't believe it, you've got to start losing weight!"

"... Can I get in the car please?" Lauren asked meekly, hanging her head.

"Yes, get in." Her mother sighed. "I'll take you home."