Morning 'Surprise'

Naruto awoke to the peaceful scent of morning air combined with the stale interior of his apartment; idly chirps from outside slipped through the thin walls, along with the soft, steady, and squishy sound of slurping resignation from beneath the covers.

Wait.

Squishy.

Wet?

Sloppy?

Naruto's eyes bolted, and he jostled himself upwards. He glanced down between his legs and noticed a distinct figure beneath the bedsheet and was about to rip it off when...

Oh yeah.

Naruto chuckled and glanced at his book, which still rested on the bed beside him.

He almost forgot about that addition. Heh... He made it right before his catnap. Or- Could it really be called a catnap when a whole day had passed from no more than an hour or two of snoozing?

For a few moments, Naruto just rested with his arms behind his back as he listened to the sweet sounds of moist sucking from beneath the covers.

*Slop* *Slurp* *Glugsglug* *Ack-* *Gluck* *Slacg* *Mguc*

Naruto sighed a loud and satisfied sigh, grabbed the bedsheet, and shucked it aside.

*Suck* *Suck* *Suck*

Sakura glanced up and blinked a few times from the sudden stream of light that reflected off her eyes. Her mouth engulfed half of his exposed dick. "Great, you're awake," She glanced up at him and rolled her eyes with her hand stroking his dick coated in her saliva. "What do you want?"

"Uh..." Naruto uttered before a smile formed on his lips, "Haha! I should ask you that!"

That change right before passing out was so worth it.

'Every morning, one of the hottest chicks in the village will wake me up with a blowjob and will leave once I cum on or in them.'

It seems like the book even sees Sakura as one of the more prime pieces of ass in the village to have her be the one to wake him up this morning. Too bad she's also such a stuck-up asshole who thinks she soooo much better than him. Hot on the outside but a pureblooded bitch on the inside.

"Whatever," she rolled her eyes again and brushed aside her pink hair. After licking her lips, she maneuvered the tip of his dick to her mouth. Close enough that it brushed against her lips as she said, "Just shut up so I can finish this and get as far away from you as freaking possible."

"Woah Woah Woah!" Chuckled Naruto as he placed a hand on Sakura's forehead. "You-"

Sakura flinched and quickly slapped his hand away. "Don't touch me, brat!"

"Hey! Only Lady Tsunade can call me that!" He said as he stretched his arms back behind his head to enjoy his free blowjob from the pinkette.

After a few more seconds passed with Sakura dutifully slurping on his cock, she spat his dick out and shot him a cocky sneer. "I'm just calling you what you are." She lowered her head to lick his shaft. "But really-" Her lips pressed against the tip of his dick. "You're so much worse, like-"

"Oh really? Then everyone should call you what you are too!" Naruto took up the book while Sakura rolled her eyes and resumed sucking him off.

'Everyone will refer to Sakura as some kind of insult with the word bitch.'

When he finished writing and placed the book down, he realized for the first time that Sakura wasn't wearing her panties like a dumb mask.

"Why aren't you wearing your pantie mask?"

Naruto could see her eyes roll to the back of her head again as she continued sucking him off while proceeding to ignore his question.

"Fine." He picked up the book again. "Am I going to have to make you respond?"

Sakura plopped his dick out and held it in her hands as she scoffed. "Pffft, you're not capable of making anyone do anything- I just woke up and didn't have time to exercise yet to get my panties sweaty and moist."

Naruto put aside his book, "Haha! Yeah, I guess that makes sense. You need to make it as gross before sticking that to your face all day, yeah?"

"You really know nothing about girls, do you?" She moved her lips closer to his crotch again while her hand idly pumped it. "I'm not surprised. You're so freaking pathetic; women have to keep themselves from throwing up when just standing near you."

"If you hate me so much, why are you sucking me off?

Sakura's lips paused right before wrapping around his dick. "Really? Are you that stupid?" She said in a genuine manner that only served to display how obvious she and everyone else are to this new twisted reality. "Because I have to! If I didn't have to do this, I'd rather be dead than even touch you! Just hurry up and cum already!"

"Heh.. alright," Naruto grunted and closed his eyes as Sakura resumed her strokes upon his rod. She clasped her lips around and bobbed her head, and a few moments later, his dick was left jizzing directly down her throat.

All of his seed went directly down her throat since Sakura stayed latched onto his cock and gulped each and every once of his thick semen. Her gulps were loud as her stomach filled up, and after what seemed like a few minutes, she rose up to her knees and shifted off his bed.

"Awesome..." Naruto sighed and collapsed back onto the bed.

Sakura shifted her hair behind her ear and rolled her eyes at him while muttering, "Idiot." Under her breath.

But she flashed a sly smile as she spotted one of his underwear into her pocket from the dirty clothes pile he sloppily left strewn beside the wall. Naruto was far too focused on writing in his book to notice her take the article of clothing and hide it behind her. "Alright loser!" She stuck out her tongue while she patted down her red top with one hand and hid his underwear with her other. "Try not to hyperventilate too much since a girl actually touched you for once in your stupid life."

Her hand went up to form the shape of an ''L.'' Before she then proceeded to get onto her hands and knees and walk towards his front door like a basic animal. As her bare ass waved in the air, Naruto could make out Tsunade's prized relic from between her ass cheeks; the Bitch Buster, which was rammed up her asshole. When she approached the door, she made a move to lean up so that she could reach the doorknob, but as she did so, Naruto made another change.

'All doors in Konoha have a bitch dog door for the village's stuck-up bitch Sakura to use to enter or exit buildings.'

Sakura instantly stopped leaning up halfway and then shifted back down to her knees and didn't bat an eye at the sudden doggy door that appeared in front of her. She casually pushed her head through it and continued to wave her ass as she left.

But Naruto wasn't done with her changes just yet.

'Sakura, as the stuck-up bitch and cow Tsunade's student, does not have her own house and instead lives in a doghouse outside Naruto's apartment. It is called The Bitchhouse.' After a pause, Naruto tapped his chin and added, 'The inside of The Bitchhouse is big enough to be somewhat comfortable, like a very small apartment.'

There! He didn't want her to be living in a cramped doghouse; after all, unlike her, he isn't a horrible human being. Honestly, it would be interesting to know what he would've done to her if she had actually been nice from the get go. But having someone who deserved everyone that comes her way is far more fun than worrying about guilt.

Wonder how his next encounter with her will go. It'll be fun to see her act so cocky and better than him as she is literally living out of a doghouse right beside his much more reasonable apartment.

Actually, speaking of apartments, he could really use something better... He has the ability to reshape reality. After all, why is he living in a dump?