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Before his thoughts could completely roam away from Sakura, Naruto wrote 'Sakura always wears a dog collar with the name tag 'stuck-up bitch,' on it. She must carry things like a bitch would with her mouth.'

"Alright," Naruto clapped the book together and sighed as his eyes roamed every inch of his cramped and unkempt apartment. Without a reality-changing book and jutsu amplifying pendant, every typical person would have to fix a place like this up the old-fashioned and boring way. But that's not him!

'I have the largest and cleanest apartment in Konoha.'

Naruto finished his sentence and instantly facepalmed himself. "Dang it! I should've just given myself the Hokage Residence!" He cursed his reactionary fingers and went to erase that change when he happened to glance up for a moment.

Woah.

Maybe he doesn't need to erase it.

This place... It's...

IT'S HUGE!

Everything resembled a miniature mansion fit within a spacious apartment; he was in what appeared to be the master bedroom. Obviously, he left the spacious room to get a good look at the rest of his new abode, and what met him was even more freeing space; a huge kitchen, multiple stairs that lead to rooms he didn't even know he needed, and there was a huge glass window that stood in front of a large balcony. That's just naming a few of what he managed to see from his position outside the bedroom door.

This isn't the Hokage Residence. The book was granting him the largest apartment in Konoha, not the largest residence. Obviously, even the grandest apartment won't outshine the literal mansion Tsunade resides in, but this will do. Especially when compared to the cramped, suffocating messy space, he was living in a second ago.

Naruto dashed towards the backmost glass window and pushed it open to look down at the busy street below him. A few early birds walked around casually, the females wearing panties on their faces. But he noticed that most of the chicks below weren't wearing panties and were jogging while a few others did some stretches. They must be exercising to get their panties all nice and sweaty before plastering onto their face for the day.

So gross and...

Hilarious!

Oh... it's great that they are all acting like this is just another typical and average day. But they were all wearing fairly normal clothing for their exercises; it could be more entertaining, especially since every female in the village was some level of hot.

'All women exercise in nothing but their bra and panties. And they all will exercise outside near my apartment.'

Now he can enjoy more of a show.

Suddenly there were much more women lingering around; more were jogging, while more just performed stretches, pushups, and other workout methods. The babes who thought they could exercise behind the peaceful walls of their homes were now all out and about in the morning air; each and every one of them wore nothing but their underwear, meaning tits, thighs, asses, and legs were all out and open for Naruto's eyes to feast upon.

Naruto couldn't help but whistle a catcall from his high-up perch, a few of the women stopped their panty moistening workout session to glance up at him and roll their eyes, but they continued to bounce their racks while jumping and jogging.

Nothing made Sakura happier than to finally be away from Naruto and his dirty-ass apartment. It's honestly easy to feel sorry for just how pathetic he is at times, but that's really not her problem; he's the idiot who keeps insisting on acting like a dumb, annoying brat. She might have even liked him a bit if he wasn't such a moron.

But whatever, she's finally out, and she also managed to slip his underwear out of his apartment without the idiot even noticing. Yeah, he really isn't all up there in the head. With it, she can start the first part of her plan to stick it to the annoying brat. He won't have any idea that his perverted fun is going to be cut short, so he might as well enjoy it while he can.

Sakura shifted her backside slightly as the Bitch Buster was riding up her ass in a slightly uncomfortable manner. Well, it was always uncomfortable, but it was a little bit more so now; she had to tense and shift her asscheeks to adjust the ass-stuffing dildo into a more suitable position. Honestly, she could do without it, but as Tsunade's most prized relic, she isn't about to disrespect her teacher by refusing the honor of wielding the Bitch Buster. If only it didn't constantly glow. Yeah, she's a stuck-up bitch, it's literally on the name tag attached to her dog collar, but everyone didn't need to instantly know she's a bitch at first glance.

She raised a hand to adjust the collar that was gripping tightly to her neck and sighed-

She tried to sigh, but Naruto's underwear was shoved up her mouth since it's the only way for a stuck-up bitch like herself to carry items. Fortunately, her doghouse wasn't too far from Naruto's apartment; actually, it was right beside his door. Even walking on all fours like a bitch didn't take her too long. Soon enough, she was pushing her head through the doggy door and crawled into her apartment.

Sakura spat out Naruto's underwear and decided it was a good time to exercise so she could just get it over with and wear her sweaty and musky panties on her face. She was about to start off by performing jumping jacks since her apartment has just enough space for her to do so without knocking anything over. But then she suddenly remembered that she'd have to do so outside Naruto's apartment and in her underwear. That perv will probably be out there leering at her and the other girls who are just trying to build up enough sweat to make their panties moist and sticky. There's no doubt in her mind that he'd make such a normal scenario gross by perving on her and the other exercising women.

It would be best to exercise later. At least then, the brat would get his perversion out of his system and maybe not be around to perv on her. Besides, in the meantime, she can do something else he'd probably find a way to make creepy.

Sakura crawled onto her bed and shucked her red shirt over her head before she maneuvered one hand to her crotch and her other hand to her breast to squeeze her nipple. "Nnhh Naruto..." She breathed and proceeded to masturbate while imagining Naruto bending her over a table to fuck her cunt raw. "Fuck..f..fuckhhnmmm-y- yes, Naru..naruto fuccckk my little cunt. Fffuck me like a filthy~y bitch."

As any straight male would, Naruto enjoyed the sight of all these attractive babes exercising below him. Especially since he's the one who made this scenario in the first place. But pushing aside how great of a sight this was..

It could be more entertaining!

'Every morning, when I go onto my balcony and sit on my throne chair, Tsunade will host a parade in my image that will move right past my apartment. She used all of Konoha's taxes to construct multiple statues of me. All of them are super buff and naked. And some of Konoha's women will be a part of the parade wearing sexy **** costumes. They will dance around the statues of me, hump, or fuck them. Tsunade will wear nothing but cow-printed pasties covering her nipples and pussy underneath her green haori. She will drop her haori once the parade starts and will go onto all knees like a cow and use her strength to pull the parade forward until it reaches the end of the street. When it reaches the end of the street, the parade will be over until I sit on my throne again. Tsunade passed a law that made it illegal for anyone in the village to miss this parade no matter the reason.'

That was a great deal of writing, and Naruto could even feel the pendant heat up around his neck as it produced the energy to amplify the book's weak jutsu. But regardless, in no more than a second, a large golden throne appeared right behind him in the middle of his balcony. It was tall enough to look down at the street below, resembling that of a king's seat looking down over his people.

Heh, that's fitting. Since with this book and pendant, he essentially was a king! It also would make it harder to accidentally sit on this chair and start up a parade when he doesn't want to.

Naruto hopped up onto his chair and got comfortable; right as he did so, the sound of heavy ringing horns cried out a brief tune that gathered his, the few men below, and all of the exercising women's attention.

"Good morning, people of Konoha!" Tsunade's mature and steady voice rang with an audible boom as if the trumpets weren't enough to gather one focus. Though, any maturity was instantly dispelled as she had her beige frilly panties plastered onto her face as if it were the most casual thing in the world. She must've exercised earlier than others; it was clearly damp from sweat or some other form of moisture and was adhering to her nose and completely covered the diamond on her forehead. "We are gathered here to witness the daily parade in Naruto's honor. Please, pay attention and chant songs of joy in the name of Naruto."

Tsunade cleared her throat, grabbed hold of both sides of her haori, tossed it aside and onto the floor to reveal her naked sexy figure to the crowd and mainly Naruto.

A gulp passed through Naruto's dry throat as he stared at the Hokage, who stood before everyone in nothing but cow-printed pasties. The unmistakable shape of her nipples pressed against the thin fabric, and her massive udders under her bone-crushing jugs.

"Now this is a show!" Naruto cried. His fist punched the air.

*Grumble*

Naruto glanced down at his stomach. "Man, is it time to eat already?"

*Grumble*

"Alright alright." He berated his own relentless hunger and retrieved his book. "I guess every good show deserves a feast."