More surprises.

Jerry and Janet helped Sam clumsily stagger to the couch where she collapsed. She stared groggily at the ceiling while Janet grabbed Jake's laptop to insert the stolen SD cards.

"You guys... I think I had too much to drink. Or something? I'm wet. Was I in a pool?" They ignored her, eagerly scanning the screen to see who may have come or gone. After several minutes, Jerry and Janet grunted in frustration simultaneously.

"Hey, uhm. Can you guys hear that. That? That." Sam was struggling to intone her sentences properly, but she had noticed something real. There was an odd noise coming from the pantry.

Janet tentatively walked over and opened it, then jumped back with a squeak that Jerry and Sam mimicked. Jake was sitting against the wall with his head down, his shirt covered in blood. At first Janet thought he was dead, but then she was his chest rising and falling shallowly.

"What-"

At the sound his head shot up and Janet gasped. His face was sunken and lined with deep creases. His shirt was covered in blood and his eyes were bloodshot.

"It... took me. It got me. I was dead, and then there was a flash..." he mumbled. Janet knelt beside him and put one hand on his shoulder. He barely reacted. "The purple thing just touched me and, and, and-"

Jake's halting story was cut off as he let out an oddly high squeak. Before Janet's eyes, his hair grew longer and his torso shorter. In a matter of seconds, Jake's face, body, and voice had become that of a totally different person, albeit a familiar one.

"What the FUCK?" both Janets screamed and leapt to their feet. Staring back at Janet, still wearing Jake's blood-covered shirt and jeans, was Janet. They stared at each other for a moment.

"Jake?" the woman who used to be Jake asked. Janet stared at her so she turned to the others. "She's Jake, right? How did I get down here? Why am I wearing Jake's clothes?"

Sam stood to walk to her but stumbled and fell. "Oooh, I'm really mmmmfff," she slurred out. She crawled to the new Janet and managed to touch her ankle before passing out.

"What was that about?" Janet asked, her voice somehow different. Her stringy hair turned blonde and thickened as her face and chest rounded out.

"Oh wow," the newly-minted Sam said.