More accomodating

"You did also agree to double my salary, give me a month long paid vacation that starts today, and let me use your car for that time."

"Wow, I sure offered you a lot," said Ashley. "Was I drunk?"

"No, I caught you masturbating in the men's room while you licked the urinal, video taped you, and you promised me anything if I didn't show that video to anyone."

Ashley swallowed hard. "Oh, yeah, I forgot. She reached into her purse and handed Jay the keys to her BMW convertible.

"But I do agree that you would look super sexy with a sideways mohawk hair cut."

Ashley ran her fingers through her hair. "You do?"

"Yeah, you said you wanted an edgier, sexier look and asked my opinion on getting a sideways mohawk: a mohawk that ran from ear to ear rather than from forehead to back of the neck."

"I would look sexy and edgy with that cut," said Ashley. "And remember, do not show that video to anyone."

"Well, from now on, wait until the place is closed and empty before you do that again."

"I will."