Michael David, 22, College Dropout, 1-Star - Huge Breasts

I wake up to my phone alarm early in the morning, and let out a low groan. I forgot to turn it off yesterday. I wish I could say it was because I had the day off, but no, it's because I got fired. Another job down the drain. Sure, maybe I was a little hard headed, but I got fired because I cared too much about doing a good job, instead of just doing a fast job. Just another of these sort of tragedies that is the joke of my life.

Parents died to a drunk driver when I was 7, and hopping from foster home to foster home. Lost out to a scholarship for college to someone who I'm absolutely certain cheated on the SAT. Kicked out of college after being accused of cheating, when the girl next to me cheated off me. Fired from my job just about every three months.

I go over to the bathroom in my studio apartment, and get in the shower. Cold. Again. I mean, given how cheap the rent is here, I suppose I should be surprised. I close my eyes and wash my hair.

When I finally open them, I'm shocked. Someone else is in the bathroom. I let out a yelp, and the person laughs in a feminine tone.

"Who the hell are you!" I shout while trying to clear my eyes of suds enough to actually see who is there.

"Fear not! I've found your life to be so unlucky, that you've practically won the negative lottery! Given that I have a gift for you." The person says, and laughs again.

Finally, I clear enough of the suds, and turn off the shower, and get a good look at the person.

Well, given everything else that's happened in my life, if this is some kind of joke or I'm getting robbed, it's not exactly like things can get worse. "Who are you?" I ask.

"Why, I'm Irona! Goddess of Luck, and Lust!" She lets out another laugh, her breasts bouncing as she does.

"Can you prove that?" I say.

Irona floats up off the floor, which is good enough for me.

"Okay I believe you." I say, "You said you have a gift for me?"

"Yes! You're life is the most unlucky I've seen in a long time, and will likely be the most unlucky for centuries to come. Not the worst life, but the most unlucky, a very different thing." She says seemingly assuring herself of something before continuing, "Anyway, since I'm the goddess of luck and lust, this little toy combines both! The instructions are inside this case along with the device. Despite your luck so far, you aren't unnaturally unlucky, you've just gotten unlucky, so don't worry about it being cursed or something. Instead, think of it as a way to recoup some of that bad luck!"

After she finishes her statement, she drops puts the case down, and just like that, she disappears. I hear her voice in my head afterwards though, "Please show me a fun time!"

I look at the case on the ground of the bathroom, and shrug. Finishing my shower comes first.

After I finally finish my shower, I get dressed and open the case. Inside is a moderately sized toy ray gun with a slot to insert something the size of a playing card. It also has a touch screen interface about the size of a smartphone. Next to the device is a card the size of a playing card with a gold star on the back, and a short manual.

After I skim the manual, I think I get the idea. This really is a toy from the goddess of Luck and Lust. A Gacha device that changes reality. She gauges how much lust the change generates, and lets me use the device's Gacha to use it more. I get one free card, and then I'll need to wait until I get Gacha points from it to use the device again.

I look at the card, one star. Unlucky, or at least, normal luck. On the other side it just reads, Huge Tits. Well, tits do turn people on. Hopefully it'll earn me some Gacha Points.

While I'm thinking about who to use this on, I hear a loud knock from the door. I initially think to hide the gun, but the instructions said it should be invisible to everyone but me, so I decide to just hold onto it along with the card.

As I go to reach for the door, the loud knocks continue. I have a pretty good idea of who's knocking.

When I open the door, my suspicion is confirmed, upsettingly.

It's the building manager, Ms. Williams. She's about my age, but she's functionally my landlord. She runs this apartment complex on behalf of the company that owns it.

"You're rent is five days late." Ms. Williams states.

"I sent the payment seven days ago." I say.

"I don't know what to tell you, but it's late." She says.

A thought passes through my head, "Unlucky".

Ms. Williams continues, "You've got ten days to pay that rent, plus the late fee, or you're out of here."

Goddamnit. I'm a little pissed off. I sent the rent. I have no clue why it didn't show up. At least I have the free time right now to look into it. I think for a moment. Well, considering she's the building manager, and about my age, she's probably not a bad target. I aim the gun at her and pull the trigger. She doesn't react, but I do.

I feel myself get hard looking at her new tits.

"Anyway, I've turned your hot water off until you pay." She finishes, and closes the door.

I look at the Gacha gun. No points yet. Damn. Hopefully I'll get some new ones soon though.