Mermaid special

The two of them chat for a moment before Theodore speaks up. "I think we will take the Mermaid tail special with a cut of arm each to contrast the flavor," Theodore ordered. "We can not pass up the opportunity and Barnabus has offered up his life for the once in a life time taste of roasted mermaid pussy."

"I just need to clarify that when I said that one of you would have to be my meal, I meant part for part. I would only have to take your legs and one arm. We mermaids can regenerate limbs and minor body parts so long as our head, lungs, heart, and digestive system are intact. We need to consume the equivalent of another humanoid to have the energy and matter needed to regenerate. I offered you my tail and an arm; you would only have to give me back your legs and an arm. If you want my pussy cooked, you would have to offer up your cock and balls." The waitress explained.

The men discussed quietly untill the discussion got heated. "Come on, Theodore, I will sacrifice my legs and arm, you just got to make the big sacrifice. We can share the pussy." Barnabus bagged.

"No, what would be the point if I had to live my life without them!" Theodore shouted back.

"But you know I can't. I was willing to die happy but as you said, live without them, no." Barnabus replied. "Fine, we won't eat it then. But I bet it is so tasty."

"If I could chime in, guys, there is another option." The waitress added, getting impatient. "Normally, I don't go with this option, but we are all getting hungry. You could have my pussy, womb, and all if you sacrifice another arm or a leg. We try not to mutilate our customers too much, if they can't regenerate themselves."

"Deal, take all my limbs, give me your pussy roasted," Barnabus replied before Theodore could say anything.

"And we will take the battered tail and fried arm." Theodore clarified.

"Order up, Chef." The waitress shouted. A chef came through the doors and lifted her out of the tank.

About 20 minutes later, the chef wheeled in a trolley. On the trolley was her tail, battered like a huge chip shop fish. Besides that, two cuts from her arm were fried like a stake. On a separate plate were her fried pussy lips and her womb and ovaries to the side. The maermaid herself was wheeled out by an assistant, her wounds cauterized and bandaged. Her wheelchair was wheeled up to the table.

With Theodore's help, the tray was lifted onto the table.

"Well, eat up." The waitress remarked. "I will take your limbs once you finish your meal."

The men started eating.

"MMM, just like salted roast pork." Theodore remarked, taking mouthfuls of the arm stake.

"Oh the tail tastes like on of those battered sausages but more chewy. The meat slips off the bone and it's so fatty and juicy." Barnabus adds

"Let me try that." Theodore remarked as he put down his arm stake and took a piece of tail. "mmm yer."

"I want to get that taste of mermaid pussy." Barnabus said.

"Save at a forkful for me." Theodore pleaded.

Barnabus took his knife and seperated off the left labia and put it on Theodore's plate. He cut through the stringy vaginal tissue, seperateing the labia and clit from the womb.

"I must warn you that it's a powerful aphrodisiac. Luckily, I still have my mouth to help you out. I won't bite, yet." the one-armed waitress replied.

"Oh, just the one bite I had has got me hard." Theodore moaned. He takes a slice of the womb, which is chewy but makes him horny. He undid his fly as his took out his cock. The waitress took it into her mouth. Her tongue was skilled. "OH Yes" Theodore grunted as he shot his load into her mouth.

While watching this spectacle, Barnabus has eaten the rest of her fryed pussy. Getting himself hard and was masturbating while watching. He took a few bites fo the womb and one of the ovary before he shot his load into his hands. The waitress gulps down Theodore's cum, cleaning his cock off before shifting over to clean up Barnabus's hands and cock. "That was hot, but I wish I had felt that tongue," Barnabus said wistfully.

"Finish off my womb and you will be ready to go again." The waitress remarks.

While Theodore finishes off the meat on her fried tail, Barnabus greedily gulps down the rest of her reproductive organs. He got hard again. The waitress leaned down and started sucking his cock. It didn't take long for Barnabus to cum. "Oh" Grunted Barnabus as he came down her throat.

"Time to take my meal." The waitress said. She signals to the chef. The chef raises a glowing meat cleaver. "This will cut and cauterize your wounds with magic. No pain." The waitress explained.

In one swift cut, the chef cuts off one of Barnabus's legs. The waitress grabs it and starts to gulp it down whole. She then takes the other one as it is cut off, then the arm. Her arm starts to regenerate straight away. Barnabus's missing limbs are wrapped. Barnabus is given the waitress's wheelchair that Theodore has to wheel out.

"You tell anyone about this and we will deny it, making you look crazy. Everyone knows there are no such things as mermaids and other mythical creatures." The waitress replied. "Ask for Robyn if you want me again. Sandy, if you want the Sayter special."

The men paid their bill, giving Robyn a generous tip. They both went home with big smiles on their face.