Men Are Expected To Make the First Move (Alternate Take)

Josh West read through the rules until he encountered one that spoke in particular to his circumstances:

• Men are expected to make the first move.

He hated this aspect of society, culture, or whatever fucking caused it. Josh had never been successful dating because he never felt confident enough to make the first move. So he decided as a test to change that.

• Women are expected to make the first move.

And then figuring it was just a stupid game, Josh decided to make a bunch of other changes. He started with a few meant to improve the world.

• Women are able to overpower rapists 100% of the time.
• It is impossible for diseases to be sexually transmitted.
• Merit is always considered fairly in hiring decisions without any impacts from racism, misogyny, or homophobia.

With those positive changes to society out of the way, Josh made some changes he would notice quickly, and would be very perverted.

• The average breast size is a F cup.
• Once 18 years old, no woman will have breasts smaller than a C cup.
• Women's breasts, regardless of size, never sag.
• Women's asses are large, firm, and attractively shaped.

Changes done, the app gave a final warning before Josh inserted the changes. He just clicked yes without a second thought, thinking this all just a joke. But then he looked up from his phone at the bus step and saw the women around him...

And became slack jawed. There were only a few pedestrians here, but the women he saw had massive breasts, and they were impossibly perky. This meant the app worked...