Meet the Neighbours

Luke took Sasha up on her suggestion and fetched himself a beer from the fridge. The way things were going, he might need a few of them.

He had managed to keep things pretty much under control last time, when it had just been Stef and Rachel visiting together. Now he had thrown the extra wild card ingredient that was Sasha into the mix and the situation was starting to get out of hand. Not only was she difficult to keep in line herself, but both of his other naked guests were heavily influenced by the famous comic.

"Guys, before you go outside shouldn't you get dressed?"

It was a shame to be encouraging three beautiful nude women to cover up, but Luke felt he had no other choice. Quite apart from the fact none of the trio would be brazenly walking around in the buff if not for the interference of a magical app, he didn't want to outrage his neighbours. They weren't the most open minded bunch and didn't even like him having the windows open if he was playing hip hop that featured any kind of profanity. Which was basically all hip hop.

"Cover ourselves up n this weather? Forget it!" Sasha answered defiantly "Right girls?"

"Damn right" Rachel inevitably sprang immediately to the support of her famous new friend rather than her obscure old one "I don't mind getting undressed to respect the rules of your home, Luke, but you have no right to demand that I put on clothes just because me being naked outdoors offends your sensibilities for some reason"

"Honestly Luke, telling us what to wear feels a little misogynist" Stef added.

Luke was only now starting to realise just what a confusing place three hearts was for his connections to be at. He could order them to strip naked and remain that way for as long as he wanted, but had no ability to make them get dressed again. The stripping command also seemed to completely desensitise his connections to being nude in front of anyone, not just him. So on a nice sunny day, when all three of his dates were keen to work on their tans, it was very hard to motivate them to even get back into their underwear..

His connections level of obedience - Luke really wasn't comfortable with the word, but there wasn't a better one - ought to be raised naturally as they moved up further through the Romance Mechanic's affection system. Stef and Rachel weren't far off four hearts by now, but the notorious loose canon of Sasha was still some way from graduating from the third tier. Luke's best move at this point would therefore seemingly be to stick with the original plan for today, which had been to concentrate on raising Stef and Rachel to that all important fourth heart as quickly as possible.

Not that it was easy to concentrate on anything at all when he stepped out into the shared garden and took in the sight that was waiting there for him.

Sasha evidently knew her way around Luke's, admittedly not vast, home well enough by now to have discovered where he kept his rugs, and the three naked hotties were sprawled out on the grass together shooting the breeze.

Somehow seeing the girls exposed when they were out in the open like this was even more of a turn on for Luke then having them naked in his lounge, perhaps because it felt so much more taboo.

This wasn't technically public nudity. These were private grounds, and secluded from the world outside, which Luke hoped would at least keep what was going on here legal. It was semi public though, with maybe twenty to thirty residents free to use this relatively small space any time they wanted. In some ways, it might be the perfect spot to test whether other people would be as unfazed with his connections nudity and potential sexual behaviour in a shared space as Aphrodite had suggested, though it did feel a little too close to home for comfort, Regardless, Luke figured that for now he may as well just enjoy a ride that he was totally unable to stop or get off.

He handed Stef an ice cream and tossed Rachel a Kit Kat as he approached them.

"Um, don't I get anything?" Sasha asked accusingly.

"Oh sorry, what would you like?"

"I was just kidding, the pleasure of your company is more than enough for now" she patted the rug right next to her "Come and sit with us and join in on the conversation"

Luke placed himself next to Sasha. The naked celebrity pushed herself up next to him, so their bodies were touching, before resting her head affectionately on his shoulder. If they were behind closed doors, and it was just the two of them, this would be the point where Luke would initiate a heavy petting session with his favourite television personality. The temptation to do so was huge, even now, but he managed to restrain himself.

That was probably just as well, as he heard a shrill and recognisable voice calling out from behind him.

"Oh my goodness! What's going on here?"

Luke turned his head nervously to see Mrs Warner, his conservative busy body of a neighbour, marching towards them with intent. This probably wasn't going to be good.

"I can't believe what I'm seeing!"

"I can explain" Luke started as he stood up and raised his hands in a gesture of surrender. He actually had no idea how he was supposed to explain this.

"Sasha Stone in our humble little communal garden! As I live and breathe!" his neighbour announced as she broke into an excited smile "I'm such a fan of your sitcom! I couldn't believe it when I saw you from my kitchen window - I had to do a double take! I'm Judith, by the way!"

"Hey Judith! It's always a pleasure to meet anyone who enjoys my silly little show!"

Sasha rose to her feet and walked her naked self over to the sensibly dressed, middle aged woman so the pair could share a hug. It was both a surreal and relieving sight for Luke. As usual, Aphrodite was correct. If Mrs Warner wasn't worried or offended by his connections nudity, and was literally willing to embrace them like that, nobody was likely to raise any objections. He had a sudden realisation that if he wanted to strip any of these women in public, in any place and at any time, there would be nothing to stop him. The thought of that was pretty fucking irresistible.

"So how do you know Luke" Mrs Warner wondered.

"I'm his girlfriend."

Wait, what? Did Sasha just call herself Luke's girlfriend? He was pretty sure none of his connections had described themselves as anything more than his dates up until now. That felt good. What didn't feel so good was his neighbour looking at the beautiful millionairess superstar and then over to Luke in total confusion.

"Oh, I see..." she then glanced down at Stef and Rachel "What about you two?"

"We're Luke's girlfriends as well" Rachel explained as Stef nodded to confirm the statement.

Wow, the day was now going from a potential disaster to way better than anticipated.

"Would you like a photo with me?" Sasha offered Mrs Warner.

"Oh my goodness! That would be wonderful!"

"Er, Sasha, should you maybe put some clothes on first?" Luke checked, uncertain if the app handled people's reaction to nudity in photos of his connections the same way it did when they saw them in the flesh.

"Luke, change the record and do the honours."

He sighed a little wearily and took a snap on his phone which he was sure would end up on every celebrity porn hub that existed before long. Though the idea of a fully clothed Mrs Warren being stood smiling next to Sasha on all the smutty sites she doubtlessly deplored was pretty funny to Luke.

"Oh that came out wonderfully didn't it? You're so incredibly photogenic" Judith praised Sasha after she had been forwarded the resulting snapshot "Actually, my husband Joseph is also a big admirer of yours. Could I trouble you for a quick picture with him too?"

"That would be no trouble at all!" the comedian smiled obligingly.

Moments later a casually dressed, heavy set man in his early fifties came strolling into view looking rather pleased with himself. After brief introductions were made, Mr Warner was about ready to have his celebrity snap taken. Then he suddenly had an idea.

"How about your two lovely young friends there join us in the photo as well?"

Joseph gestured at Stef and Rachel who were more than happy to get involved. Joseph's keenness to bring those two into his photo was interesting to Luke. It seemed to indicate that, while his connections nudity wasn't causing any outrage, it wasn't going unnoticed either.

Mr Warner was grinning like the cat the got all the cream and then some as his moment with the trio of naked hotties was captured for posterity.

"Well, that one is certainly going on the mantelpiece!" Joseph smiled proudly after Luke had sent him a copy of the shot.

"Indeed, I imagine it will be quite the talking point when we next have friends over for tea" Judith added "Anyway, we've disturbed these good people for long enough. Come on dear, lets head back inside."

After Luke's group and his neighbours waved each other goodbye like that entire exchange had all been incredibly normal and natural, Sasha resumed the conversation.

"So we've talked a lot about me already, I'd love to know more about you two" she began as she turned the spotlight on Luke's other dates "I know you work with Luke, Rachel. What is it you do Stef?"

"Oh, I'm just a humble barista" the blonde shrugged.

"Hardly!" Luke followed up immediately "She's an absolute brain box. She's studying for her PhD at the moment and she's going to be a psychiatrist with her own practice"

"Well, that's the dream" Stef answered modestly, trying to lower expectations.

"Holy shit, I bet you would be great at that!" Sasha enthused "In fact, I'm in the market for a shrink right now. Any chance you would take me on as your first client? I don't need to wait for you to get your qualifications, I'm sure those are just a formality anyway. If I'm going to bare my soul the most important thing is I do it for someone I click with"

"That would be amazing, I'd love to work with you!" Stef gushed in disbelief that she had a celebrity client lined up before she had even fully graduated.

As Luke smiled to himself at the nice thing he had helped make happen, he felt his phone buzzing in his pocket. He pulled it out and checked the RM app quickly as the girls continued to gossip. It was good news.

Luke had his first four heart connection.

Stefanie was officially fuckable.