Meet The Nanny

"So just what the hell am I supposed to be doing until I get this manual?!" Linda asked in annoyance.

"I don't know, that's for your nanny to decide." Jim said with a sigh as he checked his watch. "Now, if you excuse me, I need to talk with a thirty year old bouncer and inform her that she's the new Cupid for this year. You won't be the only one running around in diapers this year."

"'Nanny'? What 'Nanny'?!" Linda demanded, "And I thought you were gonna make sure I do my job! Weren't those your exact words?"

"My sister, Carol. For some reason, she loves you annoying monkeys enough to accept this job with a smile." Jim responded. "And I am, I just need to get my daily reports from Carol. Now, I have a busy work day today; after the Cupid Woman, I have to break the news to a big game hunter that he's the new Easter Bunny."

"But I -" Linda began as Jim snapped his fingers, disappearing in a flash of light. "Hey! Get back here!"

Linda growled as she stomped her foot. "Well, if he's gone, I'm taking this stupid thing off!" She spat as she reached down for the tapes of her diaper.

"I wouldn't do that..."

Linda yelped and jumped as she spun around, coming face to face with a chubby woman with long red hair and dressed in an outfit that looked like it was ripped out of an Amelia Bedelia book. The woman smiled warmly as Linda covered her breasts.

"Hi, I'm Carol, your new Nanny." The woman greeted. "Sorry for scaring you, Sweetheart, but you have to keep your diapers on. My brother is a stick-in-the-mud, but he could lose his job if you don't follow the rules. Granted, the manual isn't here yet, but I -"

"Just... Just explain to me what I even need a nanny for."

"Young Lady, there is a certain word you need to add to requests if you want someone to help you." Carol said sternly.

Linda sighed in annoyance. "Please explain to me what I even need a nanny for."

"That's better." Carol cooed as she patted Linda's head. Clearing her throat, she said, "Now then, it will all be explained more clearly in the manual, but for the next year, I'll be taking care of you the same way a real nanny would take care of their charge. Feeding you, dressing you, changing you, playing with you, bathing you, taking you for walks..."

"Look, I -" Linda began again, only to pause as she finally registered something that Carol had said. With a nervous smile and laugh, she asked, "I... I'm sorry, did you say that you'll be changing me? As in, changing my diapers?"

"Is there another kind I'm unaware of...?"

"Oh come the fuck on!" Linda yelled in frustration, "It's bad enough that I have to wear these things until next New Years, but I have to use them too?!"

"Well, you're the new Baby New Year, Sweetie. Not the new Adult Baby New Year." Carol replied. Seeing Linda let out a huff, Carol smiled and reached out to pick her up, surprising Linda as she lifted the diapered woman off the ground.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" Linda yelled.

"I know what will make you not such a Little Ms. Grumpy Pants." Carol cooed as she placed Linda on her hip and beeped her nose.