Measures

"Maybe it is that jacket," Marvin suggested.

With frightened eyes she asked, "Are you sure?"

"You got something else you wanna drop?"

"Uuuh... How about my socks!"

Ralph couldn't quite suppress a snicker. On the other hand, it wasn't stretching the idea any further than they wanted to go anyway. It was better to humor her as though they thought it a possibility. Barefoot, she went through for the fourth time and for the fourth time it went off. "You've got to be kidding me!" she moaned. She looked around warily only to find that she was the object of many a man's attention. Reluctantly, she doffed the jacket, revealing a lacy black thong. Ralph and Marvin maintained a professional appearance but several men behind her ooohed and aaaahed over her shapely ass. She tried to cover with her hands but there was much more that could be seen than couldn't. And then, much to her horror, the metal detector went off again. "Ooooh no!"