Me [Jenna Ortega] and Zendaya in a promotional image for our upcumming swashbuckling smut epic, 'Pirates 2: Sluts of the Seven Seas' (4.13.25)

(What should the plot be and who should make up the rest of the cast?)

'The long awaited sequel to the hit 2005 smut classic, Pirates starring Jesse Jane hits theaters Friday September 19th!'