Does he fix the problem or make it worse?

Maybe?

John was now wrought with conflicting memories. One was of the story of his lack of manliness that his former or maybe never was girlfriend just described. The other was how they made out at that same party when her and her current boyfriend in this new reality were just starting to date. The conflicting memories were hard to handle. John goes to pee, at the urinal he unzipped his fly and did his normal flip to get it out the opening to begin peeing when he felt his pants dampen. He looked down and he couldn’t see his penis it was still in his pants. John went to the stall and pulled his pants down seeing that his dicklet didn’t pass his pubic hair it protruded a microscopic 1/4 inch from his body his balls were now the size of raspberries. He exclaimed a toddler has more going on down there than this and I am 22 years old what the actual fuck? I have to fix this, but what’s the best answer to this mess? I will…