Maybe there would have been... except

"So, you like my sister." Pam drove like a crazy person, her attention only halfway on the road. When she spoke to him, she turned to look him full in the face. For the first time in hours, Matt felt his dick actually shrink. If she kept driving like this, he was going to die.

"I only met her today," he admitted. "But she seems really nice."

"And pretty, right?"

Boy, talk about a trick question. How is a guy supposed to respond to a comment from one woman about another woman?

"She is real cute," he said. "I imagine, in a couple of years, she'll turn into a beauty like you."

"Oh, aren't you the little flatterer?"

"That's the way I see it."

She blew through a red light... one of the few on the entire Hill, then turned onto PV Drive East. "

"So you think I'm pretty?"

"Well, yes."

{if Pam > 20}

"Could you fake being in college for a couple of hours this weekend?"

"Sure. What's up?"

"One of my supposed friends has been ragging on me about not having a boyfriend. So, what do you think? {elseif Pam < 20}

"Well, think more about Cindi. She's more your age.{endif}