Maybe there was a little too much wine after getting home

In any case, the morning came with a light headache and a weird buzzing feel.

He kept his eyes closed, but he felt a hand crawl on his belly. It felt... rugged. And large...

Weird.

He was, in fact, slightly horny. He let his hand go up towards her leg. It felt hairy. Really hairy. She had shaved her legs, hadn't she?

Weird.

His hand made contact with a cock. A very large and hard cock. WHAT?

And in the same instant, her (?) hand dug into his... pussy? What the hell?

Oh, God. The coin. He realised that he was now jacking the cock off and she was busy fingering his pussy; he was moaning; he was moaning hard.

He wanted to say "nooo", but what came out was "come here, big stud... I need you to fuck me hard".