Mary, the college freshman tailgate hookup

Tailgating for hours before football games was a college tradition as old as colleges themselves, and I wasn't one to argue against tradition. You could usually spot me among the crowd of students doing keg stands at 9 o'clock in the morning. By the time the hot college girls arrived all dolled up in skimpy outfits, I was already drunk enough to hit on any and all of them.

Today was no exception, when a beautiful blonde arrived on the grassy lot same time an hour later. Almost my height, what she lacked in tits and ass she made up for in looks, the face of an angel paired with a tight body. Her creamy white skin was gleaming under the harsh morning light, making her outfit of choice stand out even more. Tiny daisy dukes that showed off most of her toned legs, with a red t-shirt cut just above the length of her white crop underneath and white Vans. I wanted to take her right then and there, but I still had a small amount of class in me.

The mystery girl waited patiently as I made my way over to here, already stumbling. Tripping right as I approached her, my hands fell onto her chest, squeezing them as I looked up into her eyes scowling at me. "You new here? You're super hot." To add insult to injury, I burped right into her face, causing the blonde hottie to chuckle slightly before rolling her eyes.

Taking my hands off her lackluster boobs, the slender beauty crossed her arms as she answered me. "I am. Mary. Freshman in Dilfort Hall." She spoke with a deep southern drawl, telling me she was a local, which made it even more surprising I'd never seen her at parties or anything.

Eighteen years-old. Stiill naive enough to think this was cool rather than sloppy. Leaning into that angle, I started buttering her up. "Well Mary, I've got more back at my tent. Just the two of us, what do you say?" Walking away, I took a few steps before thinking to look back and see if she followed me.

Planted in the exact same spot, Mary didn't seem to eager to come along. Right when I was about to give up she sighed and looked me at while gently nodding her head side to side. "Fine. But you gotta me time to catch up, I'm not gonna stand around and watch your shit for you."