Married

"Fuck." Miranda groaned. "I need to think about this."

"Yeah. Not a fan of being a servant so I guess we'll settle for being married for now." Jack reluctantly said.

"It's not like you two have to live together." Oriana tried to comfort them.

"Actually you do." Liara spoke. "It's part of the marriage. All assets are split between you including the apartment which registered as your residence. I'm afraid you do have to live together."

"We cant even move apart!"

"Not at the beginning. After a year you will be able to file for separate but still married."

"Fuck!!!!"

"Sorry to give you the bad news. If I think of anything else I will let you know." Liara told them.

"And if we decided to take you up on the offer then I'll call you." Miranda sighed.

"I'll draft two contracts to be prepared just in case."

"Maybe this wont be so bad." Oriana put her hand on Mirandas shoulder as they got back to the apartment. To say she felt the tension in the car was like saying the Repears were a mild annoyance . "I mean you had to see something in each other to do this."

"Great tits." Jack poured herself a drink.

"Yes that's a great idea. More of what caused this!" Miranda snapped.

"Fuck me, already you're nagging me! We've been married a day!"

"I have to go." Oriana said. "I have a class tomorrow but I will come by to see that you two haven't killed each other."

"No promises Sis." Jack called.

"Dont call her that!"

"Why? She's my sister-in-law now." Jack drank her drink.

"I do kind of like that." Oriana tried to make light of the situation. "Just please try to get along for now."

After she left they were silently glaring at each other. Miranda got up and decided to have a drink as well.

"Should I nag you for that too?" Jack sat at the counter.

"Shut up."

They drank in silence. Not over doing it this time to be safe.

"So...Want to fuck again?" Jack asked.

Miranda shot liquor out of her nose. "What the hell?!"

"What? i don't remember my honeymoon. Sorry if I want to at least have some fun out of this."

"We are not doing that! And I will be looking to get that tattoo removed!"

"Not likely. I know ink and ours doesn't come off. Best we can do is get it covered."

Miranda wanted to hit her head on the table.

"Well I'm going to go take a shower. If you want to join me feel free Honey." Jack chuckled as she went into thr bathroom.

Miranda poured another shot. This was a nightmare. The sound of the water running was all she heard as she tried to think of something.