Marriage Law was approved earlier this year

So my parents say "We wanted you get married so we thought the only way that could happen is if it is an arranged marriage done by us. So we tried to think of you to get to marry Tori so we thought about it for a long time until we heard that **** Marriages were legal so we thought maybe your first cousin, Rachel would be a perfect fit for Tori since they were already close to each other." Rachel and I look at each other wondering what we just heard from my parents.

"The only reason we are close is because we go to school together so we are **** to get along with each other because we are family."

"Family should not marry family" I say right after Rachel's speech.

"Well Rachel already said she'd do it for you."

"You did huh."

"Okay I admit it I broke up with my boyfriend and then your parents called me during my moment of weakness so I agreed to the marriage with you. Then a week my ex-boyfriend calls saying he wants to get back together so I agree to do that only for your parents to call me again to remind me of my acceptance. So they **** me to break up with my boyfriend a second time so I could marry you."

"I guess that makes sense to me now." Okay this starting to get awkward in a hurry.