Many years later

You had a very, very smooth pregnancy once the morning sickness died down.

Right on schedule, you gave birth to a son, Luke Jr, and a daughter, whom you named Frédérique.

You had other children over the years, but your twins were your pride and joy. Frédérique, or Freddy as she came to be called, was a straight A student and the most popular girl in school by the time she turned 18…

Junior on the other hand…