Manchester City v Manchester United

You were heading to watch the great Manchester derby. The match always proved to be a massive draw, not just for the teams, but the fans as well. Rivalries were tense and you were ready to get rowdy. You arrived at the stadium, not too long later. Taking your seat, you were pretty ecstatic to not only get seats towards the front, but right next to the tunnel too.

After a while, the game was close to beginning, with the teams running out. You got glimpses at some of the greatest, and hottest, players. Legends like Kevin de Bruyne and Edinson Cavani. Young hotties like Jadon Sancho and Ferran Torres. Cristiano Ronaldo had just signed for United, as Jack Grealish did for City. People were cheering, and you decided to get in on it too.

"Come on boys, kick some arse today."

It was all in good fun, as they ran onto the pitch. Within minutes of the game starting, your grin had fallen to one of shock. Fouls were commonplace in football, especially with the theatrics players competed in. But the sheer number of players who were connecting foot to butt was bizarre. By the end of the first half, there were several yellow cards. How no reds, you don't know. As the players walked to the tunnel, you could see their confusion to the antics of the first half.

Cautiously, you shouted, "Stop arse kicking."

However, your interest was already piqued, and you decided you wanted to test this supposed 'power' your words had. You looked as the players entered the tunnel, with one straggler jogging to catch up to them.