Makeover

Ana came into the office with her dog. Like Joey, she just plopped down in a chair and started texting when Jack hit her with the gun on the first setting.

"Ana, I'm the greatest life coach ever, and my ideas for fashion, hair, and make-up are always spot on. I'm glad you want to be completely in my hands."

"Oh of course. That's why I chose you."

"First, get those ugly mom jeans off, and let's do something to make them sexier."

"Here and now?"

"Yes, I have to see your underwear anyway, and you are comfortable stripping in front of me."

"Oh sure." Ana took off her jeans and handed them to Jack.

Jack took a pair of large scissors out of his desk and cut the legs off. He worked on the shorts and basically turned them into a denim thong. He looked at Ana's pink french cut panties. "Put these back on. The panties should be showing after you do. That's the look that suits you the best. You should always wear shorts and skirts so short, your panties show."

Ana pulled on the ultra-tiny daisy dukes. She turned around, and Jack could see a lot of her panties were showing around the butt.

"Perfect," said Jack. "Now you need to dye your hair bright pink and never leave the house unless it's teased up as big as you can get it and wear the brightest red lipstick you can find and loads of baby blue eyeshadow. Oh, and dye your eyebrows black. You're the only girl in the world who can rock that look."

"Spot on again!" said Ana.

The dog barked.

"Oh, and you look really sexy in dog collars. Get a wide variety of them to wear."