Make Coach Sterns Happy

Clearly Lynn just wants to get out of her bad bet, but you already wanted to make Coach Sterns happy in the first place. You still believe that once she has a more positive mindset, she’ll treat Lynn and the others with a little more leniency. Passing up the sure win for a long term goal is a different sort of gamble, but you are sticking to your original idea. You ask Lynn, “What did you have in mind?”

Lynn grins like a child getting away with a lie. With your magical link, she doesn’t have to explain her idea to you. Instead, she projects a mental wish into your head. It’s you and Lynn at the penthouse door dressed as room service. You are seeing this in third person and see that both of your faces are disguised so that Sterns will not recognize you. So Lynn wants this to be an anonymous rendezvous.

With a simple **** of will, you conjure the image into reality and find yourself behind a food cart with a silver platter. Lynn is standing next to you in full room service uniform. Her hair is bundled up neatly and she is looking very professional in the sleek outfit.

You find it strange that she didn’t just wish for the two of you to simply reappear for the coach. “Didn’t want to just jump her in the room?” you ask.

“After the way she reacted to being teleported to the penthouse? I think it’d be better not to raise suspicion,” she replies. You agree that freaking Sterns out would work against what you’re trying to achieve.

“So… what are we delivering? They’ve already eaten, we watched the whole time,” you remind her.

“I dunno, more food?” Lynn shrugs. “I figured you would fill in the blanks.”

You pull up the food lid and find an empty plate underneath. You rub your chin. “Sterns will probably get suspicious if we bring more food to her,” you tell Lynn. “What else could we come in posing as?”

“Housekeeping?” Lynn suggests.

You get the mental image of the two of you in maid uniforms. You’re peeved about the way Lynn is imagining you in a women’s outfit and try to **** yourself into a male version of the uniform. Lynn rethinks the wish, changing you into the form of a woman to fit the female uniform.

“Hold on!” you stop her from completing the wish. “Maybe there’s something else we could pose as.”

Lynn smirks, then thinks about it. “Who else from the hotel would show up here?”

“How about a masseuse?” you suggest.

“Yeah… that could work,” nods Lynn. “She’s already naked, so she wouldn’t be shy about getting undressed for a massage. Then she’ll be putty in our hands…”

“You don’t think she’d put something on to answer the door?” you ask.

“The way she was looking? She’d probably jump the first person she sees as soon as she answers,” Lynn replies, trying to see through the wooden barrier to confirm her Cheer Coach’s state of nudity.

“So you don’t think she’d feel shy or overwhelmed by the two of us coming at her at the same time?” you wonder out loud.

“Nah… I mean, I wouldn’t…” Lynn thinks about it for a moment, then adds, “Although, I guess she does act prudish around sex. I don’t know. Maybe?” She shrugs. “Alright, smart guy, what do you think we should do?”