Maid for

"Ugh, of all the clients for this stupid outfit, we get stuck with the four worst," said Rosaria. She and her roommate Jessica, who were both maids, were having a girls-night-in at their place with two other maids from work. The four worked for a maid service that catered to wealthy families in the Los Angeles area.

"Tell me about it," said Gloria. "I bet Mrs. Forbing doesn't even know my name. She keeps calling me 'you.'"

The fourth maid Leila, just smiled. "I have a solution."

The others were intrigued.

"I just got back from vacation and met an aunt who dabbles in magic."

"So you gonna show us a card trick?" Asked a skeptical Rosaria.

"Not quite." Leila reached into her purse and pulled out a velvet sack. She took out eight vials. Four were filled with pink fluid, an four were filled with blue liquid.

"You want us to poison them?" Asked Gloria.

The girls laughed.

"No, you put the blue liquid into someone's drink while you drink the pink liquid. Afterwards, the person who drank the blue liquid must obey you."

"Bullshit," said Gloria.

"Trust me, it works," said Leila. "I saw my aunt demonstrate in a bar. She got a guy to give her all of his money then eat her out in her car. I mean I didn't watch that last part, but I saw them go to her car. She's in her fifties, and the guy was 21. What do you have to lose?"