MJ walks in his room

As Peter is freaking out someone opens his bedroom door. Peter sees his girlfriend mj is walking in she has a smirk on her face. So when were you going to introduce me to your little friend. My little friend friend? What are you talking about the only friend I have besides you is Ned and you know him. Mj rolled her eyes. You know your little friend that made you number one on social media. Peter realized what mj was talking about and put his hands over his dick even though he is wearing pants. Mj i um i can explain? Explain what spider-man or should I call you spider-boy? Peter face is more red than Deadpool. Peter was shaking with fear. Come on Peter your girlfriend is about to break up with you do something Peter thought to himself. The problem is what the hell is he supposed to say?