Lynda, Recently Divorced

Lynda had felt an enormous sense of relief when her divorce from Dan had finally come through a couple of months ago. They had been childhood sweethearts, but really should have left things there. After getting married soon after finishing college, they slowly grew apart, and what was left of their love life quickly fizzled out. Towards the end of their relationship, it seemed to Lynda that Dan preferred the convenience of masturbation over the hassle of sex with her. She wasn't sure who or what he thought about while he visited the bathroom for longer than he should have needed to, since she never found any porn in the house, but Lynda increasingly felt like her husband's fantasies didn't involve her.

Now that Dan had a new and younger girlfriend, who seemed like a total airhead, and Lynda was single and able to focus on her burgeoning career in the publishing industry, she hoped they both had what they wanted and could each be happy individually. But she was certain she never wanted to see him again.

Lynda was having a restful Sunday when she heard a loud, clattering sound emanating from her living room. Suspecting a burglar, she walked towards it cautiously, but was more annoyed than scared when she saw who was waiting there.

"Who are you and what the fuck do you think you are playing at?" Lynda asked the human sized fairy facing her.

"Oh hello dear. My name is Priscilla Appleblossom, and I'm your Fairy Godmother!" the strange woman revealed cheerily.

"Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?" Lynda asked.

"Why does everyone always ask me that?" Priscilla wondered "To save us both time, allow me to demonstrate what I do by granting your first wish!"

Priscilla waved her wand and everything around Lynda seemed to disappear, including the fairy she had just confronted, her home and belongings, and even the clothes she had been wearing.

Lynda looked around herself in shock at the nothingness she was seemingly now trapped in the middle of.

"What have you done? Where the fuck am I?"

"There's no need to panic dear" Priscilla's voice reverberated in the atmosphere, though she was nowhere to be seen "there's nothing that can hurt you where you are, because, well, there is nothing there at all. Think of this as a kind of waiting room"

"A waiting room for what, exactly?"

"Perhaps it would be helpful if I reminded you of your wish" Priscilla suggested "You made it when your love life with Dan was suffering some teeny weeny issues..."

"Teeny weeny issues that led to us getting a divorce" Lynda butted in "And why the fuck are you granting wishes from back then now?"

"Just calm down dear, or I won't be able to explain your situation to you"

Lynda huffed and shook her head but realised she didn't have a lot of choice here.

"Okay, so the wish you made when confiding in your sister was, and I quote, 'I wish I could be the girl in Dan's fantasies'"

"What? And you took that literally? At least two whole years after I said it?!" Lynda erupted "And what kind of fucking fantasy is this anyway? Me standing naked in the middle of nothing? What weird kink is that?"

"He isn't fantasising about anything at the moment" Priscilla explained patiently "Once he gets the urge, you'll find your surroundings start to take shape accordingly"

"Wait, what?" Lynda's eyes widened in disbelief "Let me see if I have understood this correctly. Whenever my ex husband has a masturbation fantasy it will be about me, and I'm going to have to live out whatever it is? And, when he isn't wanking, I'm just going to be standing in complete emptiness in the buff?"

"It was your wish, not mine" Priscilla pointed out defensively.

"You CANNOT leave me like this" Lynda asserted with fury "I wish for this to end NOW!"

She then stumbled forward as the room shook and scenery began forming around her.

"Okay, looks like he is ready to go!" Priscilla's voice announced excitedly "Have fun, and remember, I'll be watching!"

"Wait, you can't leave me here!" Lynda gasped, nervously taking in her new surroundings as they came into existence "This is NOT what I wanted!"