Lure Superman and try them all

Ross ponders for a moment "it's simple we try and lure him out and test what we have..."

"But we have no idea where he is..." Says Vera

Lorelei is reading a trashy magazine lounging on the couch when she comes across an article headlined "Win a date with Superman" Lorelei smiles as she begins to read out loud. "Win a date with Superman, Superman will be auctioning off an evening of his company with all proceeds going to the humanitarian crisis in Columbia..."

Ross laughs out loud "The humanitarian crisis that I caused...this is too much keep going..."

Lorelei carries on "There'll several items on auction yearly subscriptions to this very publication but the grand prize no doubt is the offer of a once in a lifetime date with the man of steel." She stands up and approaches Ross, gently running her hand down his arm "What a sweetie pie doing all of that for charity..." She throws the magazine down and picks up some of the kryptonite shards admiring them from the natural light of Webster's bay window "you put up the cash and I'll have him eating these out of my hand"

"How much?" Asks Ross

"$500,000?" Answers Lorelei

"$500,000, THAT'S INSANE!" He barks back

"You're right honey, Superman is a catch every gold digging widow in Metropolis will be after him so I'll need at least an extra 10 for a new dress, shoes, manicure, hair..." She carries on listing things while Ross scowels.

"I want you to bring me Superman grovelling on his knees ready to do my bidding...see that it happens" he adds as he writes the cheque, Lorelei snaps it out of his hand and blows him a kiss as she does.

Vera looks on seething, as much she hates Lorelei she can't disagree this is the best course of action besides best case scenario Superman catches her out and she's arrested and gone from their lives forever.

Gus still looking around "If you don't mind me saying Miss Lorelei, super or not you don't need to pay no man for a date"...

"Thanks Gus, but it's going to a good cause and Mr Webster is the Humanitarian of the year after all..." She rubs her index finger across the top of his humanitarian of the year plaque and blows the dust away before she walks out of the door ready to hit the shops.

Gus bows to Ross and runs out of the door close behind getting in the elevator with Lorelei "Gus..." she says

"Erm yeeeeees?" Replies a nervous Gus.

She gets close to him, he's backed up against the door of the elevator "If I was to get you some Krptonian DNA do you think you could run some tests for me?"

The nervous Gus is trying to avoid eye contact he looks down straight into her cleavage "Y...e..s.." his voice cracking, he clears his throat "AHEM, Yes of course"

"Good..." She replies patting him on the head... "Oh and Gus let's keep this between you and me, I want this to be a suprise for Ross" she kisses him on the cheek, She looks him up and down "You look really cute today" he's taken back he's trying to think of something suave to say back he's a about to say something when the elevator door opens and he falls out flat on his back Lorelei steps over him "Bye" she waves as she walks out of the door.