Lunch

You walk into the hallway amongst a sea of women, you can hardly believe that their are so many, and somehow they are all {if Alignment >= 50}beautiful{else}fucking hot{endif}. The chances for there to be this many good looking girls in one place must be astronomical.

{if Alignment < 50}And they are all yours for the taking.

{endif}You make it to the cafeteria and start the think again, you must be a protagonist in some sort of {if Alignment >= 50}rom-com anime{else}hentai{endif} or maybe even {if Alignment >= 50}an erotic anime?{else}some weird porno?{endif} Whatever it is the logic this world runs on is not normal.

Just at that moment, as if to prove your point, the universe provides another sign.

A short girl with messy blonde hair walks up to you.

"Can I talk to you for a second?" she says softly.

"Uh, yeah, sure," you respond.

She smiles uncannily, "Not here, can you meet me on the roof?" her smile widens than she adds, "Please?"

"Now?" you wonder aloud, surely this is exactly what you think it is. Right?

"Come before class starts. I'll see you there~." she says then quickly shuffles away.

Thinking it rude to keep her waiting, and curious to know what she has in mind to decide to head to the roof.

****

You get to the roof and look around, you see a few benches and a short chain link fence that surrounds the edge of the roof. You don't see any signs of the girl yet. You walk to the edge of the roof and look over the edge.

'If I really am the protagonist...' you start to think, 'then what would happen if I try to jump over the edge?' You know you don't have a **** wish but something must happen to prevent you from dying right? I mean your story must have just started, these unusual occurrences only just started happening and you have never heard of a story that just, ends. You take a step closer to the edge and put your hand on top of the fence when you hear a voice.

"Oh, you came!" said an exited almost surprised voice.

You turn to see the same girl that asked you here, you wonder where she went if she wasn't headed directly here when she speaks again.

"I love you!" She shouts, lowering her head, "Please go out with me!"

'Woah,' to think that you would receive a confession this soon I mean what even is her name. You decide to ask. "Who even are you...?" you say honestly without even thinking how to phrase the question.

"Oh..." she looks up at you then back at the ground. "I'm sorry...", she stands up straight and walks a little closer to you. "I'm Toga. You probably don't remember me but we used to go to school together." she grabs what looks like a stack of papers out of her schoolbag and holds them out towards you. "Look! I made this for you! I wasn't brave enough to even talk to you then and I wrote a story about how our life would be like together!"

You hesitantly take the stack, you look down at it and quickly scan it and pick up a few words. 'family,' 'babies,' 'forever' and so on. It seems to run on and on like and endless stream of thoughts were directly scribbled on to the paper.

"So..." she starts, "now that I finally asked you out we can date now! Right?" Toga leans towards you and hopefully looks up. You instinctively back away, unsure how to respond.