Lunch with Chris, the friend who likes big, black butts

After third period is over you meet your friend Chris for lunch.

"Hey John," he says, "I got a new stereo for my birthday and I need some help hooking it up. Wanna come over tonight?"

"I'll help, but only if we can do it this afternoon. I'm meeting Kali tonight for a little Spanish tutoring."

His eyes bug out. "No fucking way!"

As the two of you get your food and find a table, you tell him about how you need a little help with Spanish and asked for some time with the black Cuban goddess. You leave out the part about using magic powers to make sure she'd agree.

"I can't believe it," says Chris. "Kali's tutoring sessions are legendary. I've been dreaming about that big ass all year long and now you're gonna get to rub your face all in it. So not fair!"

"You like Kali?" you ask. "You never mentioned that before."

"Are you high? I've told you a million times what I'd do with that booty."

Then you remember that Kali used to have a pretty flat butt, but the night before you changed it to exactly Chris' fantasy ass. From the look in his eye it's obvious that he's seriously jealous, almost to the point of being pissed off.