Lucina gets lucky! UN-lucky!

With the advantage of sheer speed, Lucina got up in Link’s face, ready to unleash her fastest technique: The Dancing Blade. She had the perfect opportunity with him on the back foot, but when the flurry of slashes finished slicing at Link, the unthinkable happened…

His tunic, shirt and pants fell to ribbons around him. Lucina felt her nose bleed immediately upon seeing the Hylian hottie in his boxers, and seared the view of his chest into her memory. Maybe her lucky red thong really worked?

Probably not, based on what happened next.

The very distracted swordswoman tripped over her own boots as she tried to follow up on her last attack, and fell with Link to the ground together in a tangle of limbs; all arms trapped in belts, and legs bending in ways that usually only Wii Fit Trainer could pull off. It was humiliating to get stuck in a situation like this, but it was a million times better than being naked.

When the flustered princess got her her head straight, she noticed that her hand actually inside Link’s underwear, and there was something soft within her grasp— wait, not soft, now it’s something hard? What kind of stiffening, cylindrical object would be inside of a guy’s boxers?

After a second of deliberation, Lucina realized she was grabbing his… uh, ‘master sword’. Another round of blood shot out of her nose, and Link’s face glowed pink in embarrassment as he tried to wrestle himself out of Lucina’s numerous belts.

“Hyaaa!!” He screamed into her squishy (yet teensy) boobs.

“W-wait! Just let me unb-b-buckle us!” Lucina squeaked, also trying to get free from the unfortunate tangle… but not having the presence of mind to just let go of Link’s dick.

“Hyaaaaa!”

Across the stage, Zelda and Wii Fit Trainer stopped brawling with each other; disturbed by some screams in the distance. The princess of Hyrule heard her beloved-precious-innocent-hunky-darling love-muffin boyfriend call out in distress, and rushed toward his cries with fire in her eyes.

Lucina, meanwhile, was still trying to get this half-dressed hottie off of her flat chest when Zelda came around to their compromising tangle. Although the blue-haired girl wasn’t intentionally in this situation, she still had her hand stuck inside a guy’s boxers.

It was just her luck that this specific guy had a viciously protective girlfriend. Lucina feared the worst as she failed to untangle the cute boy from her belts.