Love Egg - In The Park

Dawn hated public toilets, more so park ones as they usually sticking cesspits or **** dens. A harbour for perverts. She looked back over her shoulder and noticed a huge red Azalea bush. It was probably several clumped together. The foliage was thick and dense. It looked impregnable apart from a small child size gap in the left corner. She ordered Marvin. “I’ll use the bush. But promise me to keep a lookout.”

“Scouts honour.”

“Right. I’ll be two minutes.”

Dawn climbed to her feet and walked across the lawn, holding the small box in her right hand. She skirted the edge of the bushes, waiting for a loved-up couple to pass, pushing a pram with twin toddlers. Oh, how Dawn wished to have a slice of such family bliss.

Once alone, Dawn stooped low and pushed her way through the gap in the dense foliage. She let a subdued yelp as two startled pigeons made flight from the Azaela.

The twigs and branches poked and scratched at her skin, causing Dawn to wince and cringe. Other twigs clawed at her dress like a crazed lover. She tripped and fell over a root, grazing her naked knee. Cursing her fate, Dawn finally decided she was deep enough to be safely alone.

Just as Dawn was about to drop her panties she froze at the sound of footsteps. She listened to them patter into the distance. After a moment of silence Dawn decided it was time.

Dawn dropped her laced panties in one swift shot. It felt odd and surreal feeling the warm summer breeze on her backside. Egg in hand, she squatted. Reaching between her slender thighs, Dawn grimaced then bit her lip as she pushed the cold egg against her bald vulva. It hurt. But her vagina slowly opened and gradually accepted the egg like a cautious host. Dawn still felt dry however, and she let out a groan.

Finally, Dawn felt the toy slip inside. “Thank fuck for that.”

Dawn reached down to pull her panties up when she heard the voice of a female.

“You. In the bush. Stop what you’re doing. It’s the police.”

“Erm...” Dawn felt her cheeks burn, her voice sounded panicked. “Hello Officer” Caught in the act; Dawn hung her head like a guilty child. “How can I help?”

“It’s contestable Evans of Merseyside Police. I am arresting you on the charge of gross public indecency. “

“What? I was just having a piddle. There was a strange man in toilets so I felt I had ****.”

“I have not one, but two reports of a woman masturbating in a public space. They both pointed to this Azalea. And both described you. Now out you cum. Pardon the pun.”

“I... I was just.” Still hidden in the bush Dawn pushed her panties to one side and tried to fish out the egg with her fingers, but it wouldn’t come free.

“Are you clothed?”

“Yes.”

“Then come out. Immediately.”

Dawn let out a sigh. The egg wasn’t coming out. After wiping her fingers dry on her dress Dawn began to climb over the tangle of roots and branches towards the gap in the leaf canopy. All the tome whispering to herself. “Typical me, getting myself into stupid situations. And where the hell is Marvin? The coward.”

The egg erupted in foreign tongue. 愛の卵

The policeman advised, “I only speak English ma’am.”

“It’s not me it’s... it’s the love egg.”

“Christ. What kind of pervert are you? There are children around.” The policewoman snapped. “Now, I must ask you to show yourself, or I will come in there and get you.”

PAIRING WITH FRIENDLY DEVICES IN YOUR AREA.

The Contestable placed her hand on the handle of her taser gun. “Right, come out, slowly, with your arms raised?”

Dawn began to stumble towards the opening. “Please, don’t judge me. But I have the egg stuck inside of me. It’s a strange Japanese one”

“What?”

“Is there a man with you? A black man named Marvin. He can explain everything.”

“Ther is no man here.”

Dawn wondered, “Where has he gone?” As she finally reached the gap, she felt the egg begin to vibrate sending electric pules rattling through her body. “What the fuck?” Her legs turned to jelly causing her to stumble and fall over the roots and stumps. “Argh! Help me.”

WARNING! PUSSY BOMB ACTIVATED. EXPLODING IN FIVE... FOUR...

“What’s that?” The policeman jumped back and drew her taser. “You have a bomb?”

“I think the egg is going to explode. Get it out, get it out of me? Please! I’m scared”

THREE... TWO...

Dawn began crying as she crawled out of the bush onto the park lawn. “I’m so confused. Please help. It might be a bomb. I don’t know the man. I met him for sex on a dating site. I didn’t know anything about him. He might have been a terrorist.”

“Get back. Everyone gets back. She has a bomb”

ONE

The policewoman shot Dawn in the arse with her taser gun. At that exact moment the egg began violently vibrating.

It didn’t explode. Not in that way. Dawn’s life was in no danger. But her dignity was splatted all over the inside of her panties.

The pulses and vibrations of the Cumminator 3000, along with the electric shock from the taser threw Dawn into an erotic spasm. She clenched her fists, curled her toes and ground her teeth. Het muscles contorted to the point of snapping. Then relaxed as if they turned to butter.

The repeated the process again.

She felt completely frazzled. Broken beyond repair.

Dawn’s loins burned, melted and ran down the inside of her thighs. Even though she wasn’t a squirter, she felt herself squirt past the egg.

She liked the rough treatment. Well, her body did.

Dawn couldn’t cope with the taser and the egg. Her body couldn't deal with the eruption in her bowls and she lost control of her bodily functions.

Dawn lay on the grass, her dress in tatters from the snagging branches. Taser prongs deep in on her left butt cheek., the gusset of her panties sopping wet with her own cum. And no to mention the emerging brown stain the back of her panties.

Dawn slipped into a post sex coma.

Marvin stepped up the policewoman. He glanced at Dawn. “What a disgusting pervert.” Shaking his head, he added. “Throw the book at her Constable. We don’t need the likes of her on the streets” Then walked on as if he didn’t know Dawn.