Loud and dumb

"Hey Dad!" Scarlett, now Jess, hollered. "Did you come to see me workout?"

"No, but what's 8 plus 2?"

"I don't know!" Scarlett said. "But sports are cool!"

The new family went home, John zapping Charlize Theron, Kelly Brook, and Dua Lipa on the way to turn them into furniture.