Link tries to find Impa for help.

The next day, Link set out on a quest: Impa was, like, totally smart. She had know how to fix this dumb hat thing. It was only after Link left his hotel room that he realized he didn't really know where Impa was. After asking a few cute dudes around town, Link tried the graveyard. After all, it was spooky, Impa is spooky, it made sense. "Impa!" he called out, his voice coming out high and sultry. "I, like, totally need to talk to you! It's me, Link!"

At those words, Impa appeared out of the shadow of a gravestone, looking at Link intently. "No..." she muttered. "It couldn't...But you are..." The Sheikah woman let out a long sigh. "Please tell me you haven't lost all your brains, boy."

That made Link really mad. "Hey! I'm not a boy! Boys don't have these!" he said, pointing at the large breasts bulging out from his bunny girl outfit. "And I do too have brains! If I didn't, I would, like, be dead and stuff."

For some reason Link couldn't understand, Impa started squeezing the bridge of her nose, her eyes shut right. "Oh sweet merciful Din save us all..." she muttered quietly. "Alright, Link, it looks like you have a highly complex curse on you right now. How did it get there?"

"A nice mask salesman guy gave me a bunny hood, and when I wore it, it made me like this! But taking it off didn't work either!" Link said, holding the hat that did all this. Impa thought for some time, before replying,