Lets see what's on TV

Fidgeting a little as I tried to get comfortable as my sodden third leg rested on the foot stool with the other two. Had to say, this was one nice chair, I'm totally getting one for the house once I get home. The difference between normal rooms and getting service like this was day and night.

Turning to look over at the gasping Kenichi I chortled guy was totally goofy with how he was sporting an onahole hanging from between his legs. Before he managed to extract himself from it.

The guy waved his hand asking me to wait a little so he could answer looking utterly exhausted. Shrugging I looked around my seat trying to find something to do, my attention was quickly captured by the remote for the TV. Grabbing it the TV flickered to life to whatever channel it was set to.

It was some new channel and seems like that the report was just starting up. The two News Anchors had their normal smiles on.

Then I choked on my spit from my sudden laughter as their name cards appeared. While the woman had the usual one, the guy however didn't just have his name but it was subtitled with Penis-chan. Oh my their including the greeting for their dicks as well.

"Scandal still rocks the Diet as several members have been caught pants stuffing. And more have been found to be doing so as more reports come out." The male anchor stated with a face that belayed just how serious of a matter this was.

"Several party members have come out in condemnation of the practice, stating that for such esteemed members of the government it is disgraceful to be inflating their penis beyond their station." The female anchor seem to be having a hard keeping her face straight as she fell into a frown several times.

"Geh!" Kenichi looked on with disgust before taking a side look at me lifting an eyebrow as I chuckled. This was some pretty low brow humor but the sheer straight face seriousness everyone was treating it with was funny on its own.

"Eh I don't see the big deal, it's just some dudes stuffing socks down the front of their pants." Shrugging as I didn't really care too much.

Crossing his arms Kenichi nodded "Well, I guess it is normal with how laid back you are and having Dong-sama that it wouldn't bother you that much. But think about us who aren't so blessed!" He said shaking a fist.

"Is it really that much of a huge deal." This seemed interesting.

Kenichi looked thoughtful for a moment before he explained "A guys size is very important to him. If you're big you command and lead, while if you're small then you follow and obey. So if someone is making themselves seem bigger than you getting more sway for their fake size." Going on he was actually starting to get a little angry. "Doesn't that seem pretty unfair to trick other guys with bigger packages that their suppose to be following some guy that's actually smaller than them. And then there's that they'll get even more respect as people use deferential greetings for the liars penis, especially if they seem larger. It gives them an unfair advantage!"

Wow the changes about greeting dicks and the command big ones have has really grown well beyond anything I thought it would. Though I have to admit it's pretty neat how its been rationalized and incorporated into society. Best of all I'm king already and can firmly secure it as unassailable with a few words. And it's damn good to be king.

"Hey, Man just remember you have something they don't. You're my buddy and how many other guys can say I've fucked their mothers?" I said with calm reassurance.

Kenichi blinked before smiling and laughing "Hahaha! Yeah, not a lot of other guys can say they've been accepted as part of your entourage either!" He looked so proud of that.

Meanwhile I was trying to figure out since when did I have an entourage? Not that I wouldn't mind it, it just needed more girls in like harem girl outfits or something.

Perhaps I could ask Rito's to pass that along to Mom?

No matter I changed the channel only to land on a celebrity gossip channel, deciding against my first reaction of immediately changing I settled in to see if anything had changed here like with the news.

"Welcome back, we've just gotten one of the most juicy story's of the day." The European brunette bombshell of a presenter purred.

On the large screen behind her it changed from the logo to a video. I quirked an eyebrow as the freeze frame of the beach orgy I had earlier today. Myself center frame too.

"We've gotten our hands on an exclusive and high quality video of Toin Nakazawa and Cock-Sama. So we're going to share with the world the hottest thing on TV this hour." As she finished the video started playing, grunts, moans, screams of ecstasy and my name shouted over and over again spilled out of the speakers. Nothing was censored or otherwise covered up showing off the orgy in every bit of its glory. However the crowd had their faces blurred out.

Checking the time I noted this was still during prime time TV, sure a little on the late side but prime time none the less.

"While there's been some video's previously uploaded onto the internet of Toin's escapades. Some people dismissed them as tricks or were wary of them being faked. But here we have clear proof that Toin Nakazawa is every bit the panty soaking hottie you imagine." Giving a saucy wink as the host ran her hands along her curves.

"Pay close attention ladies, if you come across Toin make sure you know how he likes it." Smiling as her hands tightly gripped the bottom of her short dress as she rubbed her thighs together. Guess I was already starting to make the jump from pesudo celebrity to a full fledged one faster than I'd thought.

"Hey Kenichi check it out, we're on TV. But does anything seem wrong about this? Like missing or that it's a bit early for this kind of stuff?" Out of curiosity I asked him to see what he'd come up with.

"Huh?" He'd been leaning forward in rapt attention at the screen. "Uh, no. I mean it's just you having an orgy there with us. With how popular you are, why wouldn't they be showing it? Besides with how often you're off fucking some girl is it really that strange it would be on TV." That gives me an idea.

"So what you're saying is that it's completely normal to talk about, share and watch videos or pictures of me having sex in public with friends, family and even strangers?"

"Yup!" Heh, perfect.

Changing the channel Kenichi made a sound close to a squawk as the next channel a before joining me in a groan at the overly exited drop of their newest game.

"Who's biggest! Our hit new game that our viewers can't help but demand!" The host was greet with enthusiastic applause. I decided to give the show a short watch since while we had some crazy game shows here. I don't think they'd have allowed a game about a guys dick before.

The game consisted a female contestants trying to guess how big a guy was, then assign the correct suffix to it before greeting each dick. Catch was that she couldn't touch, only look and some of the guys had their pants stuffed.

The woman tried various antics and actually manged once to get a guy to jump making his noticeable bulge shift in a way that clearly wasn't from his endowment. In the end she bowed to each of the men she'd placed in order with each suffix. Only to her embarrassment as the guys who had their pants stuffed take out their suffers to unveil she'd put a man who'd put a whole daikon radish down his pants as the largest.

And that was it.

Uh, really? Ok that was anti-climatic.

Disappointed I changed the channel.

I almost flipped past an Anime but stopped short when my eye focused on something peculiar.

That pink spiky haired protagonist guy appeared to have three legs… and he wasn’t some alien either.

My eyes narrowed to focus but my suspicion was hilariously confirmed when the character abruptly raged, breathing steam and jumping onto a wooden table. The view switched to a close up of his lower half where something long and the same color of his skin swung around beneath the hanging edges of his vest. The fleshy tube was only teased at the sides of the screen and behind obstructing clothe before the view seemed to settle on two well rounded upside down hills jiggling madly.

The view jumped out and away to the action in the scene as a whole and I had to burst out laughing as I realized what I’d just seen.

Fan service! But with outrageously sized dicks to go with the often prodigiously endowed females! And some enterprising hentai artist had drawn a connection between tits and balls because this guys’ huge nuts were being treated exactly the same way. Like reverse cleavage or something, the bottom forth of each of his dangling spheres were often in view. Ha! Mine were big, true but this was ridiculous!

I had to shake my head with wonder as the guy’s female companion somehow ended up with her nose amongst his balls in a comedy of errors. Then was promptly knocked out as the trunk of the animated elephant face used to both imply the length and girth of his flaccid dick landed on her head, going from her face to the hanging off the back of her head.

I watched for a few minutes, giggling like a madman.

Another guy had this weird habit of stripping completely nude and not realizing it until other characters pointed it out. Usually with comments about the small size of his penis which caused him to freak out. Apparently, he was in an intense rivalry with the big dicked pink haired guy and there was a running joke about the sorts of tasks he would be assigned during orgies. Yes, group sex was referenced openly.

Watching on a little it had a rather explicit nudity as the girls had a scene where they ooh and awed over the popular girl. Praising her nude selfies for being so good and how she was bringing such respect for their school.

My attention was suddenly diverted as the bathroom door opened and Takami stepped out with just a towel around her body. A thought struck me, if prime time TV was changed this much how much had porn changed?

"Hey Takami, you have porn channel right?"

"Of course would you like it unlocked?"

"Make it complementary! Oh and if you find Rito send him here."

Takami happily gave me the code to unlock the porn channels. Though before she could redress I told her to wear only the towel for the rest of the night.

Kenichi whooped. "Haha! I've always wanted to see what porn they had on at hotels."

Entering the code it changed to a a group of 'friends' in a karaoke room looking like some kind of group date. It was pretty standard, three young looking women dressed in school uniforms singing. While three guys, two Japanese and one westerner talked and drank various alcoholic drinks.

Very quickly things started escalating as the guys began groping the women with clothes quickly coming off. Only for the westerner to smile as the other guys dropped their pants showing off their unimpressive members. I'd done away with censors with simply saying it was normal for everyone to pretend that the law was obeyed even through no one actually used it anymore.

But as the smug westerner dropped his pants.

"Pahahaha!" Kenichi burst out laughing.

"What's so funny man?" I couldn't help but ask, the guy on screen was clearly bigger than Kenichi and the other guys there. But compared to me he was still chibi sized.

"Well I just throught about what you said about the politicians, and this guy is so out class by you. I think I'd almost laugh when he told me what to do, it seems funny to obey someone that much smaller than you." Kenichi seemed a little proud as he explained.

Quick the westerner went about commanding the other men in the karaoke room as he used his authority to be the first to fuck each girl before any of the other guys. He switch between the women multiple times, pumping in and out of them. Each time he fucked a girl he varied his speeds from slow and gentle to frantic and rough all while the two lesser men stood on the side jerking off.

"Hey I heard you wanted me Toin- Oh." Rito came into the room only to flush as he saw what was on the TV. At last the westerner had found which of the girls he liked the most before letting the more hung of the two support actors repeat what he'd just done to find which of the remaining two girls he like the best.

As Rito joined Kenichi on the couch, the latter starting to rebuild momentum as he jerked off. I was starting to get interested as instead of letting the last girl and smallest guy fuck, the westerner simply took the third girl for himself leaving the guy with just his hand.

Lowering his pants Rito without nearly as much hesitation as he used to as he joined in. Meanwhile while aroused I started regretting not telling Takami to send in a girl along with Rito. Ah Maria my little fluffer, how much easier things are with you! Maybe I should have brought Kala along, I turned my attention back to the porn. I'll have to make note of this for the future, after all why **** the chicken when I can just get any girl to go down on it.

"Fuck, we should go out and hit this Inn for everything we can! Toin what do you say, let go out and have some fun before curfew!" Kenichi deferred to me on what we should do.