Lets see if that book will be finished

You grab the space oddyssey from your bookshelf, and start reading. You fly through the pages, until you look up with a realization. You have no idea what happened, your eyes read the words, but you couldn't focus on them. Maybe something newer would do. Your ex did recommend the twilight series, and lent you the first book before she left your ass. Maybe that can pique your interest.

You read through the first five chapters before you know it. Wow! This book rocks! Bella's such a cool character, it's unusual that you identify so strongly with a female protagonist. Probably just good writing.

Before you know it, it's lunch time. Did you skip breakfast? Your appetite has really gone down. You can't decide what to eat, so you nibble on a piece of toast for a while. Atleast you put some peanut butter on it, protein might help you bulk up a little bit.

You go and read the rest of the day, this story rocks! During one particularly hot make out scene, you slide your hand up your shirt and grab your nipple. Why would you do something like that? She's probably just really really good writer?

You skip dinner, not feeling very hungry, and get ready for bed. You smile at the mirror after brushing your teeth. They're so white! It's probably your ex's old toothpaste you've been using, crest whitening works wonders! While looking in the mirror, you notice your hair is even longer! Almost at your shoulders already, what the heck? You've been using a new shampoo, but that can hardly account for this. You sit down to pee, wash your hands, and head to bed