Let’s move on

It was finally time to check the app. Things were suddenly reorganized, which was interesting:

Bitch Bosses:
Alyce Sinner: -91
Penelope Young: -51
Francine Boles: -34

Convicted Cunts
Harleen "Harlequin" Quinzel: +14
Peyton "Ventriloquist" Riley: +41
Bridget "Lady Firelfy" Pike: +26
Pamela “Poison Ivy” Isley: -100
Una “Absence” Nemo: -33
Clayface: +3

Lusty Lieutenants
Asa Akira: +57
Kianna Dior nee Asa: +74
Diamond Jackson: +88

Hated Harlots:
Bridgette Bay +12

A bunch of submission score updates, but only two popups.

Achievement Unlocked: Man, I Feel Like a Woman: Aha, found a way around that pesky heterosexuality of yours for dealing with men? A shapeshifter’s easy, changing someone else is a lot harder, but unless you can make yourself bi, it’s the only way to get ‘em into the app. You’ll have to get them most of the way there, but to help you out with the last steps. Reward: I’m a real girl, master?, perk.

I’m a real girl, master?:
Fully transform a target into a woman. Target must be completely willing and have already taken significant steps to transform themselves.

Well…okay? I guess that might be helpful somehow? I checked the other popup.

Perk Work Bitch:
Well done! You let some cunt make you work a week of overtime, on top of your regular job, all so she could get rich off your work. What a good little drone you are. A good little office drone doesn’t mess about on company time. Outside coffee breaks and bathroom breaks, limited to two each per shift, all time on shift must be spent working. No lollygagging and definitely no unprofessional behavior on the clock. You cannot quit your job. This includes all sexual activity and most things which would earn you points. This perk can be disabled by completing the Office King, or Union Man missions.

Shit, again! This one wasn’t even true--okay, it was sort of true, but I’d gained a lot too! What was the way out of the fucking punishment this time?

Office King, Mission:
Fuck a superior of yours, while at work. This requires you to both initiate and be in at least an equal role, letting one of them sit on your face makes you an office chair, not an office king! Office Drone disabled during any attempt at this. Reward: You’re being a bitch, so the only reward is disabling Office Drone. Unless you fuck the cunt who made you work the overtime, then you’ll get an actual reward.

Union Man, Mission
Why is it that the PD is unionized, but the Arkham guards aren’t? They’re both government employees and the Arkham job is so much worse, you definitely need that protection. Bring the union to Arkham. Reward: If you can actually do this, besides disabling Office Drone, you’ll also be the Union Representative going forward. How useful you find that depends on you.

My knowledge of the union was that I paid my dues and they made sure I only got the regular degree of fucked by management. I had absolutely no idea how to unionize Arkham.

I flicked back, there were two other announcements, Firefly had hit the 25 point checkpoint, and Clayface had hit the 0 point one.

I clicked Firefly’s checkpoint first:

Pyro-Nympho: Ugh…since you’re such a pussy and want to ‘rehabilitate’ this psycho murderer, you can turn her desire for setting the world on fire into a kink for controlling fire. She’ll be the world’s wettest firefighter.

Failure: Firefly is a legacy villain, a pale imitation of her mentor. Push this further, make it so she only earned her place as his student on her back, or knees, or both. She knows she’ll never measure up. All submission score gains are increased as she knows that she’s only anything because of a man she seduced. That’s her only move, so she’ll try to use it on you, or anyone else in power.

Praise Kink: Firefly is a legacy villain, trained harshly by the original Firefly, this has left her **** to praise. Orders which include flattery are significantly more likely to be obeyed.

As always, one cartoonishly evil option, I wasn’t taking. But the other two…either was possible.

AN: If there's specific stuff folks want to know about his week of hell, drop it in the comments. Anything which sparks the muse may get a quick side chapter that loops back to here...