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“Marcus you drive us home,” suggested Sarah, the 18 year old hoped behind the wheel and they zipped off. Sarah looked over at Marcus, “wow Michael is very preachy tonight! What was that about?” Marcus shrugged, and stayed silent. Sarah told him, “you tell me everything, so don’t clamp up now.” Suddenly he relaxed a little and answered, “well Michael thinks that I am overreacting about Dad, because you would approve more than just tolerating his sudden weirdness.” Sarah sadly states, “you’re not doing that,” but then hesitantly asks, “are you?” Marcus laughed, “no I did for me, Dad is exhausting me right now with his excessive pitiful state.” Sarah pushed on, “so what was Michael talking about with the search history? Are you looking at something inappropriate?”

The embarrassed teen responded, “mom! It’s not like that; it’s just I saw all the guys in the locker room this past football season, and I am the smallest in there; we get it from Dad we know, but I was hoping there was something online that could fix me you know before it’s permanent.” She consoled him, “don’t be embarrassed, I know my family is always blessed, because we are gifted in that realm, you and your brother are just late bloomers, you will be the studs that you’re meant to be once you are old enough to use that thing for good.” Marcus felt really weirded out by his mom’s comment, but hoped since his birthday was a week away she was right.

She then asked, “what’s with the tramp stamp your Dad got; it’s quite crude.” He asked, “Dad has a tramp stamp?” Not knowing if he was being sarcastic or if he didn’t know Sarah replied, “you know the tattoo on lower back that is a basic invitation for anyone who sees it to have,” she then whispers, “anal sex with him.” Marcus is taken aback, “gross mom! Why would you say it like that and you clearly knew it was bad when you whispered it.” Sarah apologized and then asked her son, if he has a date in mind for prom to change the subject. “No Mom, I probably won’t go to prom, so many think it’s a place to lose virginities and people are aware Michael and I are not getting deep enough to make a difference, so no one is saying yes to us.”

Sarah shook her head, “any straight woman would love to have you with her, prom is more than just that stereotype, but you and your brother are easily the best looking smartest and kindest guys in the building, and I seem to remember that you two are two of the best athletes the school has ever seen, so one day you will be the best partner anyone could have. Relax your body will have everything it needs when adulthood hits, so envision that lucky girl and prepare to take her to prom she won’t say no.” Marcus felt better talking to his mom as they arrived home.