Let's see how long this can last.

As she saw him standing there with his hands on his hips and his tiny little nub sticking out of his completely hairless crotch, she knew that the right thing to do would be to discreetly tell him that he lost his shorts.

But that tiny little thing was so hilarious. and he apparently didn't realize that he was naked in front of everyone. She tried to suppress her giggles as she wanted see just how long she could keep him naked. "Uh...you...forgot to get your free photo!"

"My photo?"

"Yup, you surfed so well that we want to display your picture on our wall of fame. Only the best surfers here get on it and your *ahem*...little display was worthy of being shown off to all the guests here."

"Ok, so how should I pose?"

"Ummm...just however you'd like."

He then posed with his hands doing double peace signs and with one leg in the air, kind of like an anime girl. The most unmanly pose he could think of.

This got a few giggles out of the lifeguard and the steadily increasing crowd around him. "Perfect. Thanks for the picture. I'll be sure to hang it up on the wall of fame."

She giggled as she technically wasn't lying. In the employee lounge, hidden away where most of the higher ups would never find it, was a bulletin board. Various unaware people who have lot their swimsuits were displayed on it.

The fact that this idiot posed for a picture was going to make everyone else who took part in this little past time jealous. But then things got even better for her when he asked. "Are you sure? I could do a few more poses if you'd like."