Let's begin with a divine pep talk

Apparently those two were so focused on their argument that they totally forgot I was still present after the introduction was done.

The slow turn of their heads and the way they looked at me can only be described as "Shit, I forgot the lasagna in the oven!".

Luckily, I am not a delicate flower that starts to cry because of my apparent lack of memorability. Otherwise my ego would be a teensy tiny bit hurt.

Anyways!

Not that I have the divine twins attention...

"Is this a problem?" And since they still looked at me like a deer in headlights I quickly added, "That I'm gay, I mean."

That seems to be what (finally) broke them out of their frozen stupor.

While Melanoche started a lecture about how they 'wouldn't have chosen me to begin with if it were an actual problem' and that they 'decided based on my souls dark potential' (that's verything I will repeat because her monologue is dreadfully boring), Carnachias simply appeared behind me and slapped me on the back.

And yes, I have no idea how she did that with a soul still lacking a physical form. But that's not the topic right now.
Neither is the fact how there is a humming feeling where she 'touchs' me. Probably her divinity doing divine stuff.
But what actually is important is what she says.

"Such a silly boy~ you actually think I care if you bang a dozen children into a princess or a prince? Hell no. Do it good, much and creative and you can count me in~"

Saying that Carnachias made a swiping like movement with her finger and the most sexual options in the interface changed. Wait, no... they don't change, they expand.

Apparently there was a whole layer of text for the packages and add-ons about how to 'use them but in gay'. And while I proceed to read the new stuff curiously, Carnachias continued:

"See~? While Mel over there creamed herself, thinking being gay would make you boring and stuff... I prepared this just for you~"

Ignoring Melanoche outraged protest, Carnachias twirled suprising elegant back to her twin leaning against her.

"So, Loverboy, tell us what do you wanna be~?"

Well, I guess the time for designing my second life has finally come...