Let's Find Sakura

The two blondes giggled, and ran down the village streets together in search of their favorite pink haired kunoichi. Both of them were entertaining all sorts of sleezy ideas of what they wanted to do with a bigger inflated Sakura. She was so pretty, but not very womanly. But that wouldn't be a problem for long.

Eventually they found the girl, coming home from the market a big paper bag in her hand.

"Hey Sakura!" Naruto announced feeling giddy and out of breath.

Sakura raised an eyebrow. "What are you up to?" She looked at the clone who still had her jacket unzipped. Her nipples poked out of her mesh shirt, and begged for attention. "What's this supposed to be."

Both Naruto and his intellectually neutered clone blinked, and looked at one another. "Umm... this is my girlfriend!" Naruto said with a smile. "Yeah, that's it. I wanted to introduce her to you."

Sakura sighed and shook her head. "That's just sad. I know this is a clone Naruto. She's got the same whiskers you do. Is this that dumb sexy jutsu again?" A vein in the side of her head began to pound. "You know that thing pisses me off!"

"Eep!" The clone squeaked and hid behind Naruto, who looked a little nervous. "Oh wow, you figured that out pretty fast." He laughed, and tried to back away, arming the Bimbo Ray. "But it's not a sexy Jutsu, it's this." He took out the Bimbo Ray, and zapped her.

A pink light flashed, and when it faded... Sakura looked exactly the same as she was. Actually if you looked carefully her face had adjusted in some subtle ways, that made her look more beautiful. But other than that, no boobs, no butt, no anything.

She smiled, and tilted her head, her annoyance seemingly gone. "What's that?"

"Whaaaaaat?" The Clone cried looking the pink hair girl over. "It didn't work? Where are her boobs? Her butt?"

Sakura blushed, and squinted her eyes. "Naruto your Clone's being a little rude don't you think?"

Naruto laughed nervously. This thing really did work. Usually Sakura would have launched him into orbit if he'd commented on her boobs. "Heh, sorry. She's gotten a little out of hand." He turned towards the clone, showing her the gun. "I used the lowest setting. I thought we could go around the village zapping everyone with the lowest setting, and then amp it up from there."

"Borring!" The clone whined, lunging for the gun. "I wanna fuck her now! I'm horny! Gimme that."

Even the ray couldn't keep Sakura Docile in a moment like that. She closed her fist, and shoved it right through the clone, making her explode in a puff of smoke.

Naruto winced, and jumped away. "Haha sorry about that Sakura, I guess it still needs a little tuning."

Sakura growled, and stood up straight. "You just get out of here you little Perv."

Naruto frantically nodded his head, and ran off while he still could.

As she watched him run off Sakura couldn't help but smile. He was so silly. She lifted her bag of groceries back up, and made her way down the block. It was such a lovely day. The sky suddenly seemed bluer, and the grass greener. Everyone talking seemed so much friendlier, and attractive. Whatever that thing Naruto had, must have brightened her mood. She hoped he worked the kinks out that turned his clone into a total psycho... then again that sexy jutsu thing was never exactly classy.

She shrugged, and noticed a few boys looking her way. She blushed at the attention. She must be looking good today!

"Sakura?" Her head jerked over in surprise to see Sasuke waving towards her.

"Oh hey Saskue!" She gushed, fondling her hair a bit with her free hand. "What are you doing?"

"Talking to you." The humorless man, said. "You look different."

She smiled. "I feel different. I guess I'm just in a good mood." He was looking at her so intensely. She blushed.

"Do you want to go out?"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! CHA!" Her inner dialogue exploded within her brain. It's like all of her character development was leading to his point! "Yeah, sure that sounds nice."

"Tonight?"

Wow, this was all happening so fast. She really did look good, huh? "I'm free."

He didn't smile, but he did nod her way. "Okay, I'll pick you up at six." With that he left, emotionally unavailable as ever. She loved it.

Sakura watched as he made his way up the street, so cool and casual. In fact he was so casual, she was starting to think maybe he hadn't actually asked her out on a date. "Oh man." She giggled, trying to suppress a feeling of giddiness bubbling up from within. "Did that really just happen?"