Less communist that’s for sure.

You check out of the hospital and walk out. You take a second look around now and realize you are completely lost. You see a train system, which your sure wasn’t there before, as well as a populated town square. Your eyes nearly pop out of your sockets as you see absolutely no men, everyone here is a woman, and nude at that. Your greedy eyes soak up hot girl after hot girl, with no minors in sight you fist bump yourself to near oblivion, as that means indecent exposure is now a myth with no kids to witness it. Your eyes linger on one woman’s crotch in particular, “is that a stump?” You think to yourself before it flops out, a small dick flops out into the air and you instantly realize why you see no men. All the men, or what used to be men are now just traps hiding in plain sight.

You take to the streets, trying to see any familiar signs along the way and you see absolutely none. You spend the next couple of hours, how many you didn’t know, looking for any trace of where you were. At the end of the day you sit by a brick building alleyway, defeated. You turn and look into the alleyway. There, in pink hair is a girl, roughly your age, getting railed by a horde of traps. “Wow.” Is all you can think of this new China.

Your phone starts buzzing and you slap yourself on the head. “Why didn’t I think of this!” Is the first thing you say to yourself as you answer the call from Lois. “Hey Mark!”

“Oh it’s good to hear your voice Lois”

“Same with you, anyways the agent guys are back, they want our vacation back!”

“Good. I’m ready to go home.”

“This is like, so unfair! We were promised a paid vacation!” She yells the last part, which Makes an outrageous amount of noise through your phone, you quickly try to turn it down but end up turning in to speaker, “and where are you? I’m worried sick!” This makes an ungodly amount of noise. You take her off speaker and whisper, “ look, I’m not sure but I’ll have to call you back, just give me five minutes.” You hang up and close your eyes sighing.