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Mmmy walk towards home isss not an easy one. G-gravity iss … conspiring against me. Making me lean left. Or right. To prevent myself from fffalling. Fffortunately, there are ssseveral trees around, ready to help me staaaand. Allll I have to do … is lean in to them. Every time I do … I give the tree a hug. For being so helpful.

Eventually though, my path is blocked … by a river. Sssstupid river. Why did it hhhave to be in my way. I pick up a stone … and throw it at the river. Unfortunately, the throwing makes me lossse my balance and there isn’t a tree around to help me. Sssso, I fall on the ground. Getting sand, all over me. At least I hear the rock land and make a ssplasshing sound. There. That’ll … teach him.

I stand back up … and fail. Then try ssstanding two more times … until I finally have success. I fffirst get close to one of thossse helpful trees, in case I need to give it … another hug. Then I start brusshhing the sand off my body. The sssand wwants to hug me too. But sand is nnnot as helpful as the trees. So nnnno hugs for it.

Just as I am about to fffinish, somebody … grabs me from behind. I am sssurprised and let out … a small squeal. By the gods. Which mean perssson wwould do something like that to me?