Lauren sings and dances

One thing that Lauren liked to do as she washed herself in the shower was to sing and dance to herself. She thought that she would be nice to her neighbors and treat them to her angelic voice while she danced behind the protective curtain.

There where two problems with this however. One, Lauren thought that she sang like an angel, but in reality, she sang like someone was strangling a goat with a dying cat while trying to drown it out with a buzzsaw. And two, the protective curtain in question was on the ground.

Lauren opened her mouth and began belting the lyrics to one of her favorite pop songs, swaying her hips as she sang hilariously off key. This hip movement caused Lauren's chubby butt to jiggle and vibrate, earning a few silent snickers from her unknown audience.

Then, closing her eyes, Lauren turned her back to the shower head as she sang into her shampoo bottle, flailing her arms as she swayed from side to side. This exposed her laughably tiny breasts, hairless privates, and little paunch to the crowd which went silent for a bit as Lauren continued to squawk out song lyrics and dance like an idiot.

And that was when the laughing started...